Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

omg that’s awesome! Thanks for sharing!

Exactly. A lot of brands claim to have removed parabens which are preservatives, due to irrational fears. The “Yes To” brand is one of the biggest examples. Blueberries and other fruits and vegetables have parabens in their original form. So when they claim that the “Yes to Blueberries” products don’t have parabens,…

Er, so is he also suing the literally thousands of other companies who use the term “natural” on their labels? Natural is technically not a regulated term.

News flash: All the “natural” companies do things like hide preservatives because products need preservatives, but a huge, dumb ass segment of the consumer market thinks preservatives are poison that are definitely going to give them cancer (I suspect a big overlap in the venn diagram with anti-vaxxers). They’re…

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

Zingggg. Except Hideki Kuwajima and Freya Jobbins are giving her the side eye for real right now.

"Horne noted that "it is extremely rare — if not non-existent — for a woman to have an abortion because the pregnancy posed a risk to her life."

Yes, this story shows the mother did not go and seek prenatal care. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THIS STORY. Drug, ESPECIALLY meth use, is not always a "Yay I am partying and having fun!" situation. Its not like you just quit meth. You have to medically detox or you could die. So essentially scaring…

This is barely even "casual" racism. He outright calls them monkeys. I legitimately think you could post a story about the KKK burning a cross in someone's yard and people would comment "well maybe they just want him to know about Jesus".

So this is going to sound crazy... but I happened upon this post, and this comment today... and lo and behold... Literacy Jesus is holding my book. Good times.

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

Social worker PSA:

I would've. He was normally sitting around with his thumb up his ass while she got 6 babies changed, dressed, and out the door. She's no peach, personality-wise, but their original show should've been called Kate + 9.

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