Why don't you just wear a burqa with the boobage area cut out?

Fine. I'm looking for a new job. And a blow job. Now what do I do?

Still down for dallas

Or you cut and paste it from another blog with all the selective highlighting done for you.

Was her name Samantha Jones?

I'm guessing internet speed. That dial-up shit takes forever!

I just LOVE Dirk. Do you think he would notice I have a penis? Probably not.

Really? If my life depended on it, I could deplete my 401K and last a while. $200 a day for a hotel for a month = $6.000. I wish I could travel with him right now. We could totes be BFFs. Oops, not really, NSA, just kidding.

But it wasn't.

I like it!

Entrance in rear available.

And Ryan..Ayn Rand