To you, perhaps.

...Or you can stay off the internet and come back when you've grown a thicker skin and spine.

Or because Hollywood has this stupid belief that they can make a movie for people who don't care about a franchise in the first place (and never will after the credits roll) instead of following the examples set by these;

Yes, all rock sounds same...NOT.

Yes, all rock sounds same...NOT.

So, what I've learnt from this is; that Snow can absorb chaos and is trying to save everyone by taking in as much chaos as he possibly can.

Oooo noises, you say?

Sir, you are awesome.

You don't know how much has changed? Did you or did you not watch the original 2006 trailer for Versus XIII that promised a darker, more mature take on Final Fantasy instead of this boy band JRPG?

Well, last I checked, no one plays Dead Rising to see numbers pop up all over the screen everytime you kill a zombie.

Why? XIII was excellent.

Satire? Parody?

No, he's looking for Final Fantasy with wands.

I've got a wilder theory for you;

Aaaaand just like that, my childhood just jumped out the airlock screaming "HOLLYWOOD!" as it burns up in the upper layers of the atmosphere, shedding a brief but pitiful light on a slowly dying world.

Why is King Kong in my Godzilla?

Because there's nothing to think about? It's the creator's decision, really. If you're unhappy, go make your own, sheesh.

Sir, you win the internet

When in real life, men look like this;