Why the fuck is it live-action? Has anyone learnt anything from Dragonball Evolution and the proposed Akira movie?

So Blu-Ray and DVD is to blame for why most anime look like shit these days? Ok.

I'd rather have this than that Boy Band JRPG called FFXV.

6 seconds is not enough time to set up a joke.

What, and Youtube isn't?

Amen bro.

"When ever I see tattoos show up in pornos, I go limp."

Because if you don't worry much about the convoluted mess that Tetsuya Nomura calls a plot, jumping and slashing through Disney worlds is really quite fun.

In this game you get to have a slap fight on a giant cannon.

What manner of sorcery is this?!

• Japanese games are aimed at the hardcore (whereas in the West, something like Call of Duty, which certainly has hardcore players, is aimed at the masses)

• Japanese games seem to be stuck in the past (and thus, smaller budgets mean Japanese game devs have lost their technical edge)

• Anime eyes are no good

• Japanese games are not exactly easy to get into (for example, their pacing)

And they should cater to American tastes because...? It's not like Americans cater to the tastes of the rest of the world.

We want it GONE, not ON STANDBY.

Fine Square, we get it. Light is going to save the world from ultimate doom, yadda yadda. Now show us something we DON'T know. Like why some of her former allies are out to kill her. Or why some of the people she's supposed to be saving are trying to stop her. Or why she's being used as a puppet by some divinity when…

I believe you're referring to XV, not Lightning Returns.

FF's strong point is change. Don't like it? There's always FFXIV/every other MMO in existence.

"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so." Hamlet (by William Shakespeare), Act 2, Scene 2.