That was exactly what I was about to say.

Erza Scarlet Returns: Final Fantasy XIII?

Most of it came from the Mass Effect fanboys.

It's a crap game.

Heck yes!

Battery life?

What manner of sorcery is this?!

In other words, it's a Game of Thrones mod for Fire Emblem. Ho-hum.

So they're going to rip-off Vindictus or something?

Yay! Someone has finally solved the gun control problem!

It ain't milk and cookies, that's for sure.

You're gonna go far, kid.

Oh. So that's why.

FOR THE GLORY OF THE MASTER RACE!

Am I the only one surprised that this isn't an article by Hernandez?

Finally! Someone says something sensible!

No.

Oh shut up.

Why is everyone bewildered by this? We all know that Microsoft has already lost the Console War this gen.

Welcome to the Bright Side, Brother Mode.