I am very much against the idea of eating frozen lobster, even more against the idea of paying for fresh lobster and furthermore have a paranoid theory that all seafood you buy in grocery stores secretly comes from farms in Vietnam regardless of what the fishmonger/packaging might tell you. Therefore I do not eat…

you forgot to mention guns or birth certificates.

uhhh... a few million lame undeserving Patriots fans like yourself go back to ignoring football?

Any story about a priest who likes having sex with adults is good news in my book.

If one of your favorite athletes invited you come hang out in his room after you ran into him in the hotel lobby would you say yes? Congratulations, you just consented to have sex with Tony Siragusa.

Methinks he was talking to Ronaiah and pretending to be talking to his girlfriend.

You're a good writer Ms. Alvidrez and I'm sure you're a wonderful operations manager, but please stop this.

Yeah, I hear he's going full out to get him now that Oliver Twist has committed to the Sooners.

A tall glass of cold milk and some bread and butter are my ideal perfect pot roast accessories. Great post. Please keep them coming.

Someone needs to tell Gawker that there are worst things in the world than Reddit. I'm sorry, is it shocking to you that many people (both men and women) are mouth-breathing idiots who tell unfunny jokes on the internet? This isn't the majority of humanity, nor is it even the majority of Reddit readers and posters,…

Only because he has aspirations to be governor someday. And his meth dealer lives there.

...so that he can... wait for it... finally move out of his mother's basement!

I don't know the word for the opposite of synergy, but whatever it is, this is it.

You have to understand, it's not that we want to hate them, it's just that they're overprivileged, soulless, evil assholes. I don't know if it's the school that makes people that way, or if people like that are just attracted to going there, but that's just how it is.

You're so right about that! +1

Yes, I went on this site just to criticize somebody for being offended by a tasteless t-shirt. Or maybe I read it every day and I made a comment on an post...

You're right JudgeJury, this is how Americans think: we believe that punishing an evil is more important than preventing further evils. It's one of the reasons why we're such a violent people, we think more about retribution than the consequences it might have on ourselves and others, thus perpetuating the cycle of…

Making fun of asthema and emphysema victims, eh? VERY CLA$$Y.

Why is somebody escaping punishment "even more sad?" Is it really worse than living with the fact that you killed your own brother because you were high on pot? To me, the saddest thing that happens in a justice system is when people are overpunished and it destroys the lives of their kids and other family members.…