Michelle Ryan said what was running through her mind at the moment was that her shoes felt like "20 pounds" after doing jazz kicks by the bleachers in the rain and rubbing her feet suggestively for nearly half an hour.

Wait until he finds out that the new owner of the Cleveland Browns owns more glory holes than anyone else in the U.S.

Nope, they smelled blood, pageviews and a chance to break through further with non-sports fans. But hey, if you're going to hump an elderly corpse, why not have a sense of humor about it? To me, this post satirizes Deadspin much more than Foursquare.