That's church, not science class, you fucking dipshit. Evolution is a theory. The Earth orbiting the sun is a fucking theory. "Theory" means a completely different thing in science than everything else: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientifi…

I have a theory that you are a goddamn retard, and there's mountains of…

Everyone who played it loved Ico, it's just that hardly anyone played it.

You know what really pisses me off? Republicans. Hey, if you want to live in the Dark Ages, move to Uganda. And don't even get me started on the Democrats. They want us to treat murderers better than we treat the people who actually contribute to society!

I'm just saying, if you want to piss and moan about shit that…

This just reminds me what I love about the PS4: It does motion and touch without it being a gimmick. There's no, "You have to design your game around this second screen or shitty nunchuk controller." It's just, "Make the Touchpad a select button, I don't care. The controller doesn't need to be shaken."

Wow, it's crazy to think that while this is happening, Microsoft is discussing when to flip the DRM switch back on.

When the PS4's library explodes next year, it's going to be PS2 all over again.

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The second is called Puzzle Mode (which has two levels of difficulty of its own to choose from), which terrifies me, because it says that it eliminates all elements of chance from the game's challenges. I'd suffered thinking that my failures had at least been down to game design and could eventually be overcome…

God bless you, Stan from Elgato. You are half man, all Stan.

James Gunn, the writer of Tromeo and Juliet as well as both live-action Scooby-Doo films, received one of the most powerful weapons in the universe as a birthday present from Marvel, the company that wisely handed him the reins of a movie that should not have worked at all — Guardians of the Galaxy. Gunn turned 44 on…

I knew M. Bison was behind this!

Destiny LE looks gone from here, chief.

I've seen Crazy Dave Tape 3. There is nothing human left of me to be offended.

You played with keyboard and mouse, didn't you?

I've already beaten it on PC, but once the price goes down I might get it. I didn't mind the keyboard controls, but obviously it would play better on a controller.

Good lord, the Nintendo sycophants are out in droves. Make sure you swallow every drop of Iwata's sweet, sweet semen.

Say what you want about Sony and Microsoft fans, but we switch when the company we like does something shitty. We don't say, "This plateful of shit isn't as bad if you put salt on it. I bet Sony would…

"Okay, so Nintendo did something shitty, but the developer I don't like probably would have done something worse!"

Fucking Nintendrones.

Cool! Finally I can play the remake of Resident Evil without having to navigate the worst controller since the Jaguar.

But Nintendo doesn't need third party games to win, right? You've got Smash Bros. coming! Nintendomination!

I didn't say, "did this sentence". The whole article is like that. It seems as though the article is meant to showcase the writer and not the subject.

It’s smothering like sleeping restless between tropical sheets, Williamsburg presses humid fingers on our thighs and we are staring at Usher.