"Hey, that's really cool!"

*Shitty little nub of a stick that makes the PSP's analog stick look good*

"Oh. Carry on."

It actually isn't. I had no idea "Psycho Fox" was a game until a few years ago.

I haven't played it, either. Maybe it would be my favorite game if I did.

It's really easy to shoot down most of her criticism because shitheads screamed "rape" at her until any legitimate argument was labeled as misogyny. Anita Sarkeesian was created by the people who would most like her to be out of the limelight (or dead, depending on who you ask).

The same thing is happening with Zoe…

And I'm sure there will be about as many people playing the new mode when it releases as there are right now.

Unfortunately—and there's no delicate way to put this—Fetch is kind of a moron. Time and again she makes classic action-movie mistakes, misjudges situations, wanders into life-or-death situations half-cocked, and generally blows it. When I'm controlling her, Fetch is the picture of confident execution, wiping out…

"That Zapper had a full magazine! My life was in danger!"

The thing I don't get about Joss Whedon is, why would someone want to clone Clint Howard in the first place?

Coming from the guy whose "badass" women have to be 90 pounds and traditionally attractive, that's pretty funny. God forbid Joss Whedon should have to be intimidated by an outwardly strong woman who looks like she's seen some shit and didn't care for it.

Even if the character was based on her, is there even any legal recourse for parody, or is this just a bullshit case that is only intended to cost Rockstar some money and further clog up the court system?

I can't help thinking it's only a matter of time before a SWAT team kills a guy in "self-defense" because of one of these pranks.

Remember Me came out last year?! From it being on PS+ already, I thought it came out in 2011 or something. Holy shit.

I thought it was okay. From the first gameplay videos, I was expecting an open world game where you go around and remix a bunch of people's memories for some evil corporation that I guessed you would…

What a fascinating new way to be a closed-minded asshole. Just when you think you've seen them all, some guy comes along and loses his mind over the concept of dubbing something into a new language.

Only on PlayStation controllers. If there was a DualShock 4 that had some green grapes and some purple grapes on it, that would drive me crazy.

I just don't believe in race-mixing on PlayStation controllers. It's a very specific racism I have.

I just wish the damn touchpad was white. It doesn't look right. Still, it is very pretty. I don't know why the default color for electronics is always black. White looks so future!

No racial connotations are intended by this post.

She got me with "Don't touch that dial." I hesitated and the next thing I knew I was pissing and shitting everywhere.

They've always been the scariest survival horror games, but I've never felt quite as immersed in them because of the HUD and swinging lead pipes at monsters and shit. It's always felt like a game, and if you're not immersed you can't be scared.

Yeah, I know. I shouldn't even pay attention to Square Enix anymore, but it's so hard because I want to believe that they can still make good games. Just like the Star Wars fans who saw Episode II and then even Episode III after that, there's always optimism that you won't have a shit sandwich rammed down your throat.…

You hate dubbing? You should watch some ADV anime. They're defunct now, but back in the day, their anime dubs had the best writing and acting in the biz.

Any time Hideo Kojima releases a trailer, people pore over it, looking for significance in everything. Now that the trailer is playable, they only have more to look at.