I got five goddamn baby laughs playing P.T. last night, and my controller never started to vibrate. I ended up saying "Fuck it," and watched the trailer on YouTube.

That said, if the real game is anywhere near how scary P.T. was, I think it will be the best Silent Hill to date. The way they didn't rely on jump scares…

Like I said, most people are just protesting, but the people who are just there to loot do exist. I just thought at first that maybe Kevin Sorbo isn't racist, and he was just misinterpreted by bloggers who will not hesitate for a second to ruin someone's reputation if it means their article will get more clicks. Those…

"It is a tipping point to frustration built up over years of not trying, but blaming everyone else, The Man, for their failures. It's always someone else's fault when you give up."

That is very clearly worded, in my opinion. It's a very clearly worded accusation aimed at black people.

Yeesh. At first I thought maybe he was talking about the protestors, and I agree a little bit: I think most people are legitimately angry, but there's definitely those who are using it as an excuse to steal shit.

Nope, he's just racist. That's a real shame.

I saw a bootlegged Japanese version before Advent Children even came out in North America. Just like Spirits Within, it was pretty and nothing else.

Git gud

No, really. After a while, Monster Hunter's controls will become like an extension of your body; you won't be pressing Triangle, you'll just be swinging your sword. I honestly could not tell you what the controls are for Monster Hunter without my Vita in my hands, because using a potion or dodging an attack are…

I think Square Enix should release a remake of every Final Fantasy game, which would add and fix things but not actually change the gameplay of each one, and then die. I'd like them to die now but they're due a remake of V and VI that isn't on fucking iPhones.

At first I was with you, because, no. S/he (I'm guessing she, because Reddit) didn't design anything. She just sort of made it, and it's kind of neat, but whatever. Then your Asperger's drove me away, just like everyone else.

Not one sword is the real Buster Sword? Oh, right. Advent Children was shit.

"Dilly-dally shilly-shally!"
"Where's motherrrr?"

You can see from the back that he's painted. I think it's either lighting or a picture of a prototype.

Anyone who thinks this has racist connotations has never lived in Mississippi, Alabama, or anywhere else where you can still see real racism in the wild. If Justin Timberlake was really racist, he wouldn't have skirted around saying "nigger".

And then there's the fact that he said it about a white woman. He called a…

Wait, how does one "mine" Bitcoins?

I suppose you do have a point, but still, it's so myopic to just say, "Don't do drugs, then!" It's like saying, "Just be happy in your life, and have the willpower to face all of your problems head-on! It's what I do! And get a lucrative career while you're at it!"

Obviously people don't turn to marijuana to escape…

It's really not that bad, considering it was made to hold on to some film rights.

You're right, the freedom to decide what you put in your own body is a stupid idea, and organized crime kicks ass.

Alcohol and tobacco, on the other hand, which kill more people than any other drug, are legal in almost all developed nations.

I live in Mississippi and go to Slidell pretty regularly, and I know you fuckers have bigger drinks than that.

Easier solution: Just make drugs legal.

It really doesn't sound like a good fit for a game like this, but hey! It's an option. Options never hurt.

"What we see is that Nintendo customers don't buy Assassin's Creed," Guillemot said of the last fiscal year that ended March 31, 2014. "Last year, we sold in very small numbers."

I don't call sports stars heroes, I call them legitimized rapists. Am I allowed to say that Kim Kardashian is a pointless dickhead who has the personality of an ottoman?