Goddamn, I could probably buy a real DeLorean for what this costs.

If it comes with the DeLorean, you probably can't.

There's a not so fine line between "broke" and "willing to drop about $1000 on a toy". So, if you can't look at your bank account right now and say, "I don't care what that Michael J. Fox action figure costs, I'm buying it!", then you probably won't buy it.

Of course they don't need to be that high, but you know they will. Lego farts out a billion bricks for ten cents, yet they sell a police station for $8o. Toys are a shitty business full of shitty people.

Almost makes you want to use God's chosen people as a verb to describe their business practices.

Or how about don't spend $400 for fucking data. Anyone who would pay over a dollar for a weapon skin should be euthanized.

Generally when an action figure is touted as "high quality", it's at least $200 and only marginally cooler than the old Marvel Legends toys.

Trying to make as many posts about Sony's mistakes as you make about Microsoft's mistakes, even though Microsoft has had ten times the amount of mistakes would be biased against Sony. The best option is for them to calls 'em like they sees 'em and let the fanboys cry.

Shouldn't he be glad? They made a patch so people can play Type-0, now people will be able to play Type-0. If they did that because of him, he should be flattered. Besides, he's not making any money on the patch, so why does it matter if the patch is obsolete?

I get what both of you are saying, but I agree with you. The joke says everything it has to as a couple of screenshots.

I'm not really surprised that she's the kind of person who has to pretend to be smart. Oh, well. Give it another six months and she'll be a blip in pop culture history.

So he has no right to complain because he can't do better. Then why did BioWare see his work and think it was a good idea to hire him?

Oh, right.

I'm talking about the stock photo thing, not the endings. Not that many people cared about Tali being a stock photo.

If they were Tombstone pizzas, I will accept that I have psychic powers and do my best to use them for good.

I'd like to think a lot of nice things, but it comes down to two points:

1: Laziness.
2: Our fans will defend it anyway.

And they certainly did. I learned very quickly that BioWare's fanbase is made of dickless sycophants.

The roots are, "How dare you not like the thing I like." It's basically the same thing as calling someone a "hater": A ridiculous standard you hold everyone to but yourself. Of course the people who think "hater" is an insult hate things. It's only a problem when other people do it to things they like. I'm sure that…

I'll spell it with pepperoni. Do you want extra cheese on that?

You're right, it would totally make it excusable for Bioware to have shit the bed with ME3's ending if this random asshole on the internet couldn't do better. However, nothing can ever excuse them saying Tali is a fucking stock photo under her helmet.

I'm really sick of the "if you can't do better then it's fine"…

-Teddy Roosevelt. Half vacuum, all man.

Maybe he's comparing it to The Last of Us. Or maybe he didn't have enough points to make so he made one up.

Wow, what a comeback. I'm wrong for hating the thing you like because hating things is bad, even though I'm sure it's fine for you to hate things other people like.

And I'm not a fucking furry.