You haven't seen pony trash shoehorned into anything yet? Where is this internet utopia you inhabit?

I've seen enough weird Japanese stuff that I Don't Care Anymore.

C-NOTE 'bout to get dat paintball bazooka.

They're just a shitty fanbase in general, for one. That tends to happen with Minecraft let's players; they attract a lot of thirteen-year-olds. They're cancerous because, like with PewDiePie fans, they can't just like a thing. They have to bring that thing into everything by constantly talking about it and making…

It kind of bothers me that white PS4 controllers still have a black touchpad. Was there really no way to make a matching one?

Yeah, it's not like you're getting any of the profits from the product someone is paying nothing to make. Kickstarter is a scam even when it's successful, so you should always go into it with your ass in the air and your elbows on the table.

You'll never be disappointed if you expect to get fucked.

Who the fuck would want to play a game about Yogscast?

Oh, right: One of the top ten most cancerous YouTube fanbases currently in existence.

You've totally destroyed my argument by admitting that the only way to play two of the games on that list is to commit a crime.

Catching a Pokemon in this ball will cause it to believe Max Temkin is a rapist.

Far Cry 3 on ultra? 60fps, even during those cutscenes where Vaas gets up in your face. Max Payne 3? Fuhgettaboutit, locked 60, max settings at 2560x1600. Head-trauma has never looked so clear. The Witcher 2? Give me a break! Crysis 3? Oh yeah baby, maximum settings. That game isn't even very good and I'll still play…

I know what you mean. Red Dead Redemption looks so much better on PC than console! I'm waiting for Ico and Shadow of the Colossus to be in a Steam sale, but I just don't know if I should save my money for Destiny. What do you think?

No mortal is hardcore enough for Indigo Xtreme! That's what Glenn Danzig uses!

God damn it, D4rkR3bel, you are so dark and rebellious. I bet you like AFI's first album.

Other people have written about their issues with the post, and you can read some of those critiques here. If you want the Cliffnotes version of it: Temkin doesn't completely apologize, and it's hard not to read the parts about the legalities here as a threat to the woman. That's not cool.

The Share button is placed exactly the same as Options, but on the other side of the touchpad... you know that, right?

What should they be? A picture of a Codec call and a pause menu? Should the right trigger have a picture of a muzzle flash on it? They don't have to make sense.

Look, I don't want a 3D Futurama movie and neither do you. But I'll be damned if this test shot doesn't give me the shivers.

Lucky bastards. Kinja is about as user-friendly as a neti pot full of diarrhea.

The joke so nice, you had to get offended thrice. Nice triple post. I guess it was of supreme importance that your message be heard.

1: It's pretty obvious it's a joke, what with the use of phrases like "classing up the joint" and "townie hoah".
2: They are not real people.
3: Seriously, you're aware that these are not…

Sheesh. After that joke, I need a pallet-cleanser.

Name: Starscream
Cooling: The fans that came with my parts and case.
GPU: Radeon 7970
Mobo: ASRock Z77 Extreme6
Memory: 16 GB (I know, it's a waste).
Storage: 1 TB
Case: Corsair Carbide 500R
OS: Windows 7
Last upgrade: Never, I made it last year. I'll get some kind of Nvidia card soon, seeing as how AMD seems to be on its way…