I thought the same thing, but it's still a pretty damn good likeness.

If he was being honest about the "try before you buy" thing, that's acceptable to me. There's been a lot of albums and movies I never would have bought if I hadn't pirated them first, so in a way, pirating got those people a sale they wouldn't otherwise have gotten!

Hey, a MOBA I'll actually play!

Now here's what I want to know: Will the soundtrack be performed by the Killers?

I wonder if the Pink Panthers did this. I know they're jewel thieves, but who else could do something like this and get away?

I'm going to tear my cock off and throw it into the Sun so hard it spins out of orbit and crashes into GameStop HQ.

Very true. I know a lot of people get mad about her social politics (people say she's an SJW and all that, fedoras gonna fedora), so I know I could be accused of being an MRA or whatever for not liking her, but I don't even give a shit about what she believes. Her writing is trash, her opinions are stupid, and every…

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET VIEWS IF I'M NOT CONSTANTLY STIRRING NON-EXISTENT CONTROVERSY YOU GUYS

Patricia is generally pretty awful.

The comments from the article I read seem like they're having fun. I don't think anyone is actually angry at each other, especially when I read stuff like, "tank driving, passive pussies". It all sounds tongue-in-cheek to me.

Bobsplosion is alright. I'll agree with you that DocSeuss is a cunt.

You're right, China is the knockoff country. Korea has some cool stuff, especially movies.

To be fair, Korea is basically a worse Japan. This doesn't really surprise me when it comes from the Asylum of countries.

The Jazzy Jeff bits are great! It's a shame that Jeremy Ellis swoops in and takes a big shit on them. It's less a DJ battle and more Jazzy Jeff DJing near a mentally handicapped person whose Fisher Price keyboard was mistakenly hooked to a speaker system.

Noon to 5 PM: Pokémon Video Game

"...He was alone"

Holy shit, was your post written by M. Night Shyamalan? I don't think I was ready for that plot twist.

Depends on how hyped you are for Destiny.

I'm somewhere between "extremely" and "pretty fucking".

Yeah, there were definitely times when a game was not working, but then I blew on it and it worked.

Next thing you know, they'll tell us that slapping your TV doesn't fix the picture, and putting a disc on top of a PS2 "blue bottom" disc doesn't help it to read.

I don't dislike non-console control schemes. WASD and mouse is just fine for me. Clicking an enemy to run up and attack him, instead of having a choice of when to attack and when to move out of the way, is bullshit. It takes combat completely out of the player's hands, so that the only thing that matters is going…

BioWare: We're Not As Progressive as We Think We Are™

This looks like it will be a lot of fun. I can't wait to see how it looks in beta when they have the look nailed down.

They said these are placeholder visuals, so I really don't think the game is going to look like that. It's just a proof of concept. I don't think it's going to look like Crysis, but I'm pretty sure it won't look like Minecraft in beta.