No one gets screen time like Gaston?

Today's forecast: Boners.

I think there were sufficient differences between SMB3 and Mario World to be a legitimate sequel. Obviously now it's, "B-b-but they added a cat suit! How can that be a rehash?!" But there was a time when Mario wasn't a cash grab.

Still the king:

The only difference I see is that everything is a bit clearer. Really though, as beautiful as TLoU was, it's hard to improve on it much this early in the PS4's lifespan.

If the remastered version was $30, I might get it, but at $60 and very little difference graphically, it's really not worth it.

1: They did make a version of SMB3 for SNES. It was on Super Mario All-Stars.
2: I don't really want a Last of Us sequel, since I think the story is pretty much perfect as it is.

I'm jealous of your off button, but like I said, it's pretty much the only flaw the Afterglow has. I deal with it.

I know what you mean, but there's a few more women in the world than there are transgendered people, or blacks in 1700s France. Nobody is upset that Ubisoft didn't hire Anthony Burch to shoehorn every minority in like he's trying to collect the whole set. They're upset, or at least annoyed ("controversy" probably is a…

Not on mine, no. I checked.

Two hours wouldn't really be enough. I'm replaying Freedom Unite with some friends, and I'm not even halfway through at 100 hours in. You wouldn't even be able to fight anything cool at two or three hours.

Monster Hunter is just super hard to review or tell anyone if they'd like it. The only thing you can do is…

Because it's probably the most recognizable fanfare available.

That demo was awful, but it's pretty impossible to make a demo for Monster Hunter. They'd have to give you a little demo village with a few missions and five or six weapons and armors to make, with a save feature. That's the only way you could actually show someone what Monster Hunter is like.

Okay, so he was debating with the concept of unions, they stated their position, and he twisted it into an extreme that they never said they agreed with? I must have missed that part.

Oh, right! He didn't do that, so it's still not a strawman. What he did is state his opinion on a thing. Seriously, you need to look at…

Lugo: "This is your fault, god damn it!"
Adams: "Stop right there, Lugo."
Lugo: "He wouldn't listen."
Adams: "We didn't have a choice!"
Lugo: "He turned us into fucking airplanes!"
Walker: "I guess we're just going to have to wing it."

Spec Ops 2: Konrad Air

I'm pretty sure you can't have a strawman argument without two people, dumbfuck. He only stated his opinion, so he has no opposing position to twist into a strawman. Do you just accuse everyone you disagree with of using a strawman because you're too lazy to look it up?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Stop making…

I use their 360 controller for my PC (fuck paying $50 for a first-party one), and it feels surprisingly good for the price. About like a first-party one even, without the cheap feeling third-party controllers usually have. The only problem is, the light is bright as fuck and you can't turn it off. Still, for $20, I'd…

That's the only game I ever got 1,000/1,000 for. I think a lot of people did; it was pretty easy. Still, I felt good about it.

Hey, so it's just like Watch Dogs!

Oh, that's right. Every developer says everything is in-engine. And it is, on a PC three or four times as powerful as the console it's intended for.

The deal is that you can't get a white PS4 otherwise. Besides, it's not like it costs more, so you're complaining about not getting anything for free.

You know who else gestured a lot with his hands? Hitler.

Food for thought.