I don't get it. It's very impressive, but if you're going to make a Lego model specifically to look like it's not Legos... Why make it out of Legos?

That's just stupid. There's no reason for them to be that expensive unless they're hand-painted.

I have no idea what that is. They make solid toys, I assume?

That looks pretty cool, but if it looks that good it probably means it self-destructs when you try to do anything with it, like the NECA Gears of War toys.

Exquisite detail = Shit plastic

That was the point. I mean, you guys have Screenwipe! And... probably some other stuff, too. Mostly Screenwipe. Peep Show was pretty good.

You know a shitty political entertainment show that everyone here hates, from a channel that everyone here hates, is not indicative of the quality of our television shows, right? We can watch news if we want. It's not all Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann.

Hold on, I need to turn down my shitty American TV; I've got…

And just slightly more jizz than the original. They really went overboard with the jizz squibs in season 2.

I'd love to see Patricia Hernandez and Mike Fahey duke it out to see who's the laziest writer on Kotaku. They'd both post pictures of shit they found on the internet at each other until Mike wore himself out clopping and Patricia got caught up seeking the perfect selfie angle.

Tomb Raider isn't really the same thing, seeing as how that was a hair effect that often looked really stupid anyway.

Article as written by a better writer:

"So they can go faster."

Turn-based strategy, whatever. You're still objectively wrong.

It's kind of hard to give reasons for why an entire licensed soundtrack is bad, without going song by song. It's easier just to say, "The music sounds like someone is shitting into my ears."

Civ V is probably the best RTS I've ever played. I'm sure you also wish more people criticized Metal Gear Solid and Red Dead Redemption, right?

Sometimes you have to ask, "Is it me? Am I the one with bad opinions?"

Don't listen to the radio in the car. Whatever you do. Don't do it. Just turn it off and listen to the engine.

I don't know why people expect a PlayStation to be a must-have the first year. The first year always sucks, then next year the library explodes.

It's almost like your friends want to play 99% of the AAA games to be released in the next six years. What savages.

I've never really got why people hate Adam Sessler. I thought he was great on X-Play, before G4 came in and ruined it. He became kind of pretentious when he went to Rev3, but you still knew he was a good reviewer, underneath all the pedantry.

It's kind of sad that he's out of gaming journalism now. He was one of the…

I've seen a comparison of the map to GTA IV's map, with the two on top of V's map. To say they're "not 100% sure" if it's as big as GTA V's map is about a red cunt hair from lying through their teeth.

Unless they meant it's comparable to the size of GTA IV's map, which it is.

"Good thing you actually comprehended what I said."

Suck my balls, you condescending prick. If you're going to piss and moan about generalization, maybe you should check to see if you believe everyone but you is a drooling neanderthal. Have a nice life.

Hey, I won't argue with that; I live in Mississippi. It just pisses me off when people take what is true about my shitty state and project it on my entire country. I'm not super patriotic, I just hate people spreading wrong information like a virus.