I feel pretty secure in my assumption about what one douchebag knows about my country. I don't feel like it's too sweeping of a generalization to take the ludicrous bullshit he said and take it to mean he knows absolutely nothing outside of what he's heard about Alabama on the internet or TV.

That's true. So when people talk about how stupid the States are, they're only talking about Georgia, Alabama, or any of the other shitholes they see the worst of on reality TV. Two or three states out of one half of an entire country. Yep, that's what I'd judge an entire country on.

No, of course he does. Anti-censorship and Christianity go hand in hand! They're practically the same thing! Excuse me while I spew some anti-American rhetoric I heard from the internet, because I don't actually know enough about the United States to understand that the South does not comprise the entire country.

They never should have asked for this much money, the dumb bastards. Now I'll never get a new Amplitude, and I've wanted one since... well, since Amplitude!

It is possible that people still play one of the games on that list. Besides, that is a small list of games, not the library of an entire console.

Still, thanks for pointing out why this is happening.

Oh, wow. That would be like if Sony or Microsoft dropped PS3 or 360 online services, respectively.

Good night, Nintendo. It's been real.

They're Running An Interesting Online Service.

Sounds about like her. She's like a little slice of Jezebel. What would we do without her desperate cries for attention?

That was a relatively small oppressed group (who did, for the most part, hate what was going on, by the way), this is an entire country. Practically everyone in North Korea is shit on except for this one guy who gets to do anything he wants, and they don't have a problem with it. It would be so easy for everyone to…

This doesn't really surprise me that much. Japan is going to have to start liking women and other races before they can start liking gays. I'm not saying it's okay that they don't like women, other races and gays, because obviously it's not. We don't tolerate people from Alabama acting that way, and we shouldn't…

They believe Kim Jong-Il invented the hamburger. It's not that harsh.

I was going to say something like, "Good. Maybe he'll have a heart attack soon", but if the North Korean people haven't risen up against this turd yet, they're probably just zombies who have gotten so used to being controlled that they need it to function. Even if a really great leader took over, they would be just as…

You make a good point. I'm sure this pedophile probably did enjoy making a statue of a young girl.

Well, at least the gameplay still looks pretty fun.

Holy shit, tone down that retard strength, Sloth. Eat a Babe Ruth or something.

I don't blame them; I'd do the same thing.

Maybe if this is successful, Kazaam will finally be released on Blu-Ray. Fingers crossed for a collector's edition steelbook case.

I'd like to see a Wonder Woman movie, as long as they get someone like Gina Carano in the lead. That beanpole from the new Batman movie can't play an Amazon for shit.

I just thought I should let you know that "amazeballs" is a phrase that was either coined or popularized by generally worthless bottom feeder Perez Hilton. You should probably stop using it.

I figured it would be for a great price, coming from Kingston. I got my RAM from them for a pittance. Maybe this headset is worth checking out.