In every menu, there shall be one option called "Quit." Upon selecting that option, the player shalt be given one (1) pop-up menu that lets them either quit to the desktop (or dashboard) or to the main menu. Thou shalt not, under any circumstances, force players to first quit to the main menu, then quit again to the…

For lo, many players art excited to continue their saved game, and so they press the A button repeatedly to skip through the splash screens (provided thou art obeying commandment #10), and therefore shall likely press 'A' straight through the main menu. This pressing of A shall take them into their most recent saved…

It's really not bad, money wise, to make a PC. If someone thinks they have to spend $4,000 to play Watch Dogs on ultra, they haven't googled "Build a PC Watch Dogs ultra" or something like that. Or build a PC that can run BF4 on ultra, or Crysis 3 on ultra. That's what I did; I found a build for Crysis 3 on ultra and…

Influential is not good. Lenny Bruce was a hugely influential on a lot of comics who would influence even better comics, but he was not that funny, at least not now. I'm glad he influenced all those people, but I would not buy a CD of him telling jokes.

By the way, I don't like Call of Duty. It's pretty fucking…

Good to know, thanks!

This is one you pretty much have to jump on. Like I said, it's praise generating praise. If you make a list of great first person shooters, and Half-Life isn't #1, you'll have a hundred people pissing and moaning.

Damn it, why did I buy an AMD GPU?! I guess I might as well get Watch Dogs for PS4...

Preface: I am probably buying Watch Dogs for PS4, but I also own a gaming PC. Got it? Good.

You are a dumbass. I made a computer with specs better than what is recommended to play this game, for $1200. Play what you want to play and leave everyone else alone.

Thanks for just closing your eyes and sticking your fingers in your ears whenever someone insults your god. It's way easier than considering the legitimate complaints people have, because then you might change or something. Half-Life forbid!

Halo, Red Faction, BioShock Infinite, Deus Ex, Far Cry 3.

Now, go ahead and tell me these games aren't great, because I know that's the out you've planned to use.

I appreciate what it did for first person shooters, but I don't think it holds up.

I never said anything about Battlefield or Call of Duty, you patronizing cock. Do you just completely shut down if someone's opinions aren't obviously wrong?

They all kind of look like a 360 game. Just what I expected from Robots of Duty.

I'm not sure what that has to do with anything I said, but thanks.

Same here. That was a tough motherfucker! Worth it for that Drangleic Armor.

Yeah, I thought I was killed by a bird or something. I didn't even know it was the Pursuer until I was reading the Dark Souls II wiki.

Man, the Pursuer. I climbed that ladder to kill this dickhole who kept throwing firebombs, and BAM! Fucked to death. I killed him at his next appearance... eventually.

Yes! I would love to play as a Cubone.

I hope you can make weapons and armor out of dinosaur parts, like in Monster Hunter. That would be sweet as hell.

How much better can it look? It already looks like a PS4 game.