I haven't seen that. I bet it does look pretty nice, though!

I don't know, maybe a company that fucks people over for more than $60? For instance, a really evil company like J.P. Morgan Chase?

And I'm sure Twitch decided to do it because their employees throw darts at user names to figure out who they'll ban next. The app developers sent the guy a warning, and then immediately bawwwed to Twitch.

Actually, I have a gaming PC, and had considered buying Dark Souls 2 for it. I don't remember saying anything about consoles being better, or that the PC version was inferior in any way, so what the fuck is your problem?

But seriously, I think it's great when PC elitists accuse console fans of fanboyism when they're…

Wow, I was wondering how they were jerks until they decided to fuck that guy's Twitch account. I shouldn't be surprised that the developers of a shitty app based on a shitty cartoon are shitty people.

App sales aren't tracked by SoundScan (the Nielsen company that tracks all the DVD/Blu-Ray, CD and and video game sales), so they don't need to come out on Tuesday.

I don't really see much difference, but Dark Souls has never been a series that was touted for its graphics. It's all about the gameplay. Speaking of, thank God it's compatible with Xbox controllers.

Goddamn, that looks sweet as hell.

Something that gave him a sense of humor, maybe? You should try it.

I apologize. As you can see, it wasn't completely unfathomable to think that someone would be an asshole about this.

Thanks, everyone, really. I only chose Sword Art Online, the show I've seen one episode of, because it was my favorite anime and not because it was the best example of what I'm talking about.

Would you be happier if I had said, "a la Cowboy Bebop or Neon Genesis Evangelion"? They have nothing to do with what I'm…

I've only seen one episode of SAO, I just used it as an example because it was the best example. .Hack was played with a keyboard, and probably looked like a game to those who were playing it. Sword Art Online was controlled with your mind and looked like real life.

But, uh, thanks for your input.

Jesus Christ, that looked real. Once games look like that, where do you even go from there? Totally immersive virtual reality, a la Sword Art Online (but hopefully without the same restrictions on leaving)?

These look amazing, but... 4 inches? Come on. If they can't battle Marvel Legends figures, I just can't be bothered. I'm out!

Kind of reminds me of that old game, "Whack the Sack".

That was the only version I could find, sadly.

You know, there's more than one good game on the PS3. You could always play Red Dead Redemption...

I found a picture of you, bannedburner.

That is a very useful graphic, sir!

Rednecks don't know about any guns except shotguns, hunting rifles, and the occasional AR-15. A redneck would definitely think a Vector was a machine gun.

Assuming that anyone who is knowledgeable about guns is a redneck is like assuming that anyone who is knowledgeable about boats lives in Nebraska.