Paradise? Get the fuck out of here. Burnout Paradise wasn't even a good Burnout game, much less the best game of any year.

I think these should be exclusives, but RDR was probably the best game overall that year.

I hate the internet. In real life, I would be able to tell if you were joking or autistic. On the internet I have to gamble and either step on a joke or make fun of a disabled person.

Sure, the PVP runs a little slower, but that's because it's running 8 bits of processing power! Get real, kid. Megason is Megadone.

They could do a prequel about Joel, but the only really exciting thing they could do is have the ending of the prequel hint at a sequel to the first game, and I don't want it to become a franchise. I think what it has is good.

"I own every game..."

I thought the controls were pretty standard for a third-person game.

What is the point in someone reviewing something if it isn't to help people decide to pay for that something? I think you misunderstand money; it's given to people who do services for other people. Helping people decide to spend their time or money is a service, but it's not helping if the reviewer is insane and…

You're angry that everyone you know loves Cowboy Bebop, but when you tried to watch, you got bored and went back to watching Bleach. How close am I?

Yes, there are things like One Direction that a lot of dumbasses like. There's also a lot of things that everyone likes because they're objectively good. Ice cream, for…

Agreed. Reviewers are supposed to tell you if that thing you're not sure about is worth your money, but you can't trust a film critic if he thinks Martin Scorsese's films are diffucult, a game reviewer who loves Postal's humor is an idiot, and a music critic would just be ridiculous if he thinks Electric Light…

To be fair, we don't know what his favorite movies are, so they might be shit, too.

Oh, and I just saw this: "...And without lasting consequences or developing characters, there is nothing to keep me entertained."

So we know he hates It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Shit taste!

(That’s the joke.)

I am aware that I am far from the only person out there not entertained by Space Dandy—though it seems that the most common complaint the series gets is that it isn’t Cowboy Bebop. However, my reasons for not enjoying Space Dandy are different from that. After all, I am apparently the only person on the planet that…

I thought they were both really good. That's what made TechTV era X-Play so perfect: Adam, Morgan and the interns were bringing their A-game every episode.

Final Fantasy XIV straight up didn't work, and besides that, the series had been declining for years, leaving most of the original fans extremely wary of new sequels.

We really can't know yet, but my guess is that if it's passable enough that some people can delude themselves, it will do okay.

It's not going to flop, because Elder Scrolls is too big to fail. It will suck, but it won't flop.

He was great on X-Play. No idea what happened since then, but he seems like a pretentious cock.

I can promise you, there will be no justice. A police officer has to slaughter at least ten children to get more than a slap on the wrist, and that's if he or she can't prove it was self defense.

"That orphanage had a gun on me, your honor. One false move and they, or the St. Jude's Hospital behind me, would have ended…

I agree, nobody's life is better for owning a Glock.

Get a Heckler and Koch instead.