What are you talking about, you brainless fuckhead? Can you even read?

Even if he was carrying a gun, and he clearly wasn't or they'd show it to us, he doesn't get a "Put your weapon down"? Nope, just shoot the fucker. Don't try to wound, either; if you see something that looks kind of gun shaped, murder them.

Unfortunately, because this is a police officer, worst case scenario is that…

I thought the police were who we were supposed to call instead of carrying guns. So now we shouldn't carry guns, but we shouldn't call the police, because they'll murder us?

Please, call them suppressors. I'm not trying to be a dick here; I think that calling suppressors "silencers" leads to them being falsely portrayed in movies and scaring politicians who don't know better.

Then again, I guess there's no real reason why people are afraid of adjustable stocks, so call suppressors "baby…

That is very true. I forgot about that.

You know they don't own this gun, right? Even if they don't live in the UK, there is no state where you can buy a fully automatic weapon. Not even a three-round burst, because apparently having less control over the weapon (soldiers are trained to never use full auto unless they're suppressing) makes you kill people…

Everyone should at least make an effort. Carry a book of phrases or something. Gesture, draw pictures. If someone is going to live in another country, definitely. It sounds like you're baiting me, and I don't know why you would, seeing as how I've said this already.

Some of them do, but it shouldn't be expected.

Exactly! If someone learned your language to communicate with people like you, even if they're fumbling with it, you should thank them, not leave in a huff. Your language being spoken in Japan is generosity, not a basic right.

It goes for everyone, everywhere.

How much of the Spanish or French you learned in school have you retained? Probably anywhere from none to a few words and phrases. It's great if Japanese people do speak English so they can talk to tourists. It's a nice, mostly thankless thing to do (because as you can see, it's not considered a nice thing, it's…

How many people in the world speak Chinese? How many people speak Hindi? Do you know those languages?

Okay, 1: Yes, that's their responsibility too. Even if you're German and going to the UK, it's your responsibility. It's everyone's responsibility to not make someone else take care of them.
2: You don't have to learn Spanish. Who is forcing you to?

That's true. I bet half of these people are looking at stuff and going, "I want a shirt that says 'JAPAN', not some cartoon crap with Chinese on it!"

I didn't even notice that. Ten bucks says they theme their next anniversary around The Big Bang Theory.

No duh people don't speak English there. Maybe because it's Japan? You're responsible for making yourself understood when you go to another country. You wouldn't just leave your kids at a neighbor's house, but that's essentially what you're doing when you go to another country and expect people to take care of you…

Wait, what did I miss? How did he know the code for the safe?

I can patronizingly dismiss opposing opinions without evidence, too.

I'm glad you're so committed to your beliefs! It must help your life to feel a little less empty.

I used to wonder who could possibly deserve scaphism. Now I know.

It's funny how liberals don't really seem to care what conservatives do. Conservatives are the ones who think their opponents are conspiring to ruin America.