Although it is the reason why BF4 was rushed. EA couldn't stand Call of Duty coming out first and getting the money of a fanbase that for the most part hates CoD. Go figure.

I wonder if there were any games designed for this thing that people got to play, besides Secret of Mana?

I've seen two episodes. Half of the jokes are about vaginas. Even the above clip starts with them discussing who they want to eat them out. If an episode of Workaholics or Always Sunny featured the characters discussing who they want to blow them, it would be considered lazy, but that's just what this show is: Lazy.

The…

I figured it wouldn't be from the commercials, and I was right (though I did enjoy this clip due to Steven Ogg's acting); I don't think having a vagina is so funny that you need to base every joke on it.

Note: I love Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro and Morgan Murphy. I am not a misogynist who hates female comedians for being…

Is this guy going to shoot him, or just hoping the Glock will explode in his face?

Zing.

I'm worried about the creator of FFT making all the decisions, since I really don't like Tactics Ogre, and a spiritual successor to FFT without Square's input would probably be more like Ogre than Tactics.

Still, it can't possibly be worse than Tactics Advance, so I'd put up the rest of the money right now if I could.

Left pocket phone, right pocket wallet. Keys are either attached by carabiner to my messenger bag or in the right pocket.

I still don't get the butt pocket thing. I think tradition is all that keeps it alive.

Because that phrase totally works on the internet, and playing a video game is something to brag about. When people say, "I can't hear you over ___," they say something like, "all these 10/10s." Saying "I can't hear you over the sound of the thing I like on my TV" is exactly what a brony would say to criticism of My…

And yet his reasoning for liking the games is that we should like everything Square Enix does. No company ever goes bad, haters just can't adapt to the changes.

I take back what I said about this guy getting too much hate.

We can't get out of the past? Oh, you mean when Final Fantasy games were good? I guess changes in gameplay are why everyone hated Kingdom Hearts, you fucking sheep?

I wish people like you would just crow away.

In a perfect world, the winners would be abducted and neutered by the government. Whoever buys one of these phones shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

It's one thing to like it. That's fine. If you think it's the best one, you probably have only played from X. You're objectively wrong, in any case.

You're right, I'm being too harsh. I guess it's not like nobody has made a shitty phone game before.

What, a retro platformer? Yeah, the world lost a true genius. It almost makes up for him being a huge piece of shit.

I haven't seen his Twitter, but I can guarantee he got some heated messages that contributed to this.

And? His name is Dong. He is literally a cock. I think that's a funny coincidence.

My crazy uncle said he used to use Vietnamese dongs to barter for cigarettes, but I don't think that's the same thing.

I'm only surprised that his name is "Dong" because it's too perfect.

Really though, I wish he and Phil Fish had stuck it out through the criticism, if only so bullying wouldn't have success stories.