That's pretty sad. I can't see it having the replay value of Rising, either... I guess I'll buy it anyway. I bought The Document, for God's sake.

That was the '00s, baby! This is the '10s. We're all about Animal Collective's most accessible album now.

I can't wait until this is $30 or even free on PS Plus. I hear it doesn't play nearly as well as it looks.

Text is tricky. I've gotten very angry with people for saying things I didn't grasp over text, and then I felt like an asshole when I realized the other guy wasn't one. At least you didn't do that.

And the LORD spake unto them, "If more than three album covers are shown as examples, 'Merriweather Post Pavilion' must be one of them."


Ezekiel 14:3

He said there are worse things out there, meaning "Baba Yetu" is pretty damn good.

Too bad most of the average male protagonists are in indie games about the designer's girlfriend breaking up with him ten years ago.

"It's easy to make big promises while your game's still in development."

Are you suggesting that people make false promises about games? That's just rude. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play a game directed by Peter Molyneux.

I agree that we need more female protagonists. I'd like to see more female protagonists like Joel or Michael De Santa. Women who are strong and motivated, but not necessarily too smart or attractive. I'd like to play a game as someone like that. Someone average, not a half-cyborg who shoots three guns, throws a magic…

Hey, those movies aren't smart, but they're fun. If you don't go in wanting it to be a Charlie Kaufman drama, you'll have a good time. They're like junk food. You can enjoy a steak like "Argo", but there's nothing wrong with a Swiss Roll like "Fast Five" or "The Punisher: War Zone" now and then.

But "Need for Speed"…

I'm sure I will want to play it, but I won't get around to it. I'll probably try Bravely Default XIV: A Default Rebraved and like it okay.

Thank you! I don't know if you've seen Retsupurae, but the group involved in that (Slowbeef, Diabetus, ChipCheezum. General Ironicus, and VoidBurger) are very informative in their gameplay, don't have annoying personalities, and make fun of people who read in-game text. You should check all those guys out if you…

I think I'll prefer BD VI's story, but we can agree to disagree in six years.

Commentary is fine. People who say, "Hey, what is/what's up, guys" are not. It's a surefire way to spot a shitty let's player.

Well, for good reason. While Bravely Default VI will have storytelling that is unmatched in its time, it won't revolutionize handheld RPGs. Bravely Default VII will, even if it won't be quite as good, gameplay-wise. It's a shame nobody will see it as that; the two camps will be, "It's the best game ever made", and…

Hey, what is up, guys-

Nah, I'm good.

Meh, Bravely Default X is going to take the series in the completely wrong direction. It will be fine, but the games after it will be ruined by the shift in gameplay X ushered in. And BDX-2 will just be terrible. Personally, I'm looking forward to BDV and BDVI. Those will be amazing.

I can't wait for Bravely Default Tactics to become the best of the series, and then never get a true sequel. The best we'll get is Bravely Tactical Advance, with a restrictive law system nobody wants.

The 3DS is one of the best consoles available, and that's coming from a Pii U-hating Sonydrone. Get a goddamn 3DS already.

Go away, DarksydePhil. You just suck at playing it.

1: The fact that you say the controls are "shoddy" without any explanation practically proves that you're just being a little bitch.
2: The AI was "cheap" because you don't block/don't counter/don't dodge/are too stupid to learn their attacks.
3: You can jump, you…