It must have taken months for them to get off of their asses and fix those huge problems with their game, because I tried to like Halo 4 for a few months, and nothing got fixed. I have no interest in Halo 5 or their attempt to sabotage my memories of Halo 2.

As for the Mantis, it was garbage. Halo's vehicles have…

I like the look of it too, but you know Titanfall is going to rim.

Plans for a disc-free Xbox One? Halo 5 in 2015? A Halo 2 remake this fall?

At first I was like, "This is a great idea!" because I thought that's what they were doing. But... why? Why, Nintendo? Did everyone smart at Nintendo die a few years ago? Did all the smart people get body-snatched?

"You know, the thing I like most about Kotaku is that when I come here, I don't feel like I need to mastur- SHIT!"

Thank you, this is exactly what I was thinking (although you thought it better). This image completely misses the point. Nintendo thinking their fans are leaving because they want more gimmicks is like Chris-Chan thinking he's a virgin because he doesn't touch people enough.

I'm a sucker for good job systems, and Bravely Default has a good job system: like in many Final Fantasy games, you've got your standard classes like Knight and Black Mage, and then your prestige classes like Salve-Maker and Performer. Some are more powerful than others, and you can mix and match abilities depending…

At least you'll always have Claire.

This isn't that bad. Gunpei Yokoi got one failure (which wasn't his fault) before he was relegated to working on the Game Boy Pocket. And this was the man who invented the fucking D-Pad.

What bothers me far more than the joke itself is the fact that this is one of the very few times I've seen anyone talk about Judaism as a subject worth exploring in a video game. And the result was... this. Instead of imagining, say, a stealth heist game about a protagonist who happens to be Jewish, and maybe…

I don't know anything about Vietnam (except how to spot VCs and well-disciplined VCs), but the Koreans seem like pretty original guys. I bet China is just a knock-off of Korea.

Someone from New Jersey committed a crime?! My god, this is some sign on the Apocalypse. I need to stockpile food and water right now!

I wonder if there was an ancient civilization the Chinese got their culture from. I know they didn't come up with it on their own.

Vice City for mobile is $5, like I said. Comparable games on the Virtual Console are, what? $7? $16 is ridiculous for a twenty year-old game, and fuck yes they should sell a game cheaper because it's old.

All you're doing is defending laziness. You know that, right? Making these exclusive-only would prevent the lists from being almost identical.

It actually does matter. If you bought a PS3 or 36o, you'd be like, "I already played GTA V and Assassin's Creed on my 360/PS3. but now I'm ready for those sclusies."

A list of the best PS3 or 360 games should be exclusives. Not only that, but they always picked the newest game in a series, because those were fresh in…

I don't think a comparison between Nintendo and Pixar will work until Pixar releases Toy Story 35 and A Bug's Life 19.

Yeah, I really miss tank controls. I wish every game had them. They're so intuitive.

To be fair, the horse wasn't as bad as the dogs from Up, or, god forbid, the snowman from Frozen. Any distaste for the film probably came after I watched it and thought about it too much.

I don't get why they need it either. When's the last time an animated Disney movie flopped? Do they really need to whore out their…

Automotive destruction's never looked as sexy as it does in Criterion's hi-speed racing game Burnout: Paradise. You're tasked with driving against traffic, scraping against civilian cars and shoving competitors into signature crashes called Takedowns. But, Paradise also deserves praise for a seamless integration of…