I never played IX, but I heard it was good. I beat the VI remake and really enjoyed it. That's not a new game, though.

So why did Squaresoft and Enix merge again? I don't think anyone is better off.

Holy shit, Wreck-It Ralph wasn't Pixar?! It had a short film before it and everything!

Tangled was pretty good. It was very formulaic, though. I had the same problem I had with it as I did with the otherwise impeccable "Up": Fuck off with the animal sidekicks already.

Oh, I am not worried about George Lucas not being involved. Everything good about Star Wars came from other screenwriters and directors, artists (It was a concept artist who had the idea for Darth Vader to wear a mask, completely changing his character forever), and other people involved who had the authority to say,…

They own Miramax, too, and Miramax has always been great. That's not the problem. The problem is that Disney movies suck.

Oh no, a Doctor Who fan is making fun of a thing I like. I am so offended, because clearly he has impeccable taste.

I don't think there is an increase in speed that would be worth $500. I'd rather just buy an Xbone with that money.

That's true. Now that I think about it, I wouldn't be surprised if someone got them confused.

I think I'd rather delete old stuff than buy an SSD that costs more than the system I'm putting it in, especially right now. Having to delete stuff from my PS4 is probably two or more years away anyway.

Of course I think Dave Foley, from The Kids in the Hall, is also the creator of the Ultracade. It's really strange that they didn't mention how famous he is in this article.

Poor Dave Foley. Maybe he can start a new sketch show called "The Kids in the Jail".

Though personally, I thought his best work was in the Pixar film, "A Thug's Life".

Jesus, I hope someone can counter-sue over this crap.

"Feminist technoscience"

This was always the hardest thing to research in Civ V.

Damn, look at that smirk! That eyebrow! The adult Grim Jr. is badass.

The only thing wrong with Vice City is that the controls are outdated. It's probably still the best GTA though.

Now, some kind of enormous GTA V mod that turns it into a remake of Vice City... that would be the best GTA game.

And if hentai is to be believed, they put practically everything into fish.

Talking about vaginas, people.

I've played post-merger Dragon's Quest games, and they were pretty good. Post-merger Final Fantasy, on the other hand, sucks behemoth cock. Not only that, but I will never play another good Front Mission, or a new Bushido Blade. They probably weren't planning on making another when they were still Squaresoft, but I…

Damn, I might have to find my Gamepad and plug in my Wii U.

You know as well as I do that no one eats fast food fish.

Everyone's going nuts at Burger King! Now, with the purchase of a large drink, you'll receive a FREE light slap on the balls!

"The guy reached over the counter as I was getting my cup, and I thought he was going to punch my balls. I'm happy it was only a light slap."

"My son bought a large drink, and this dude just gets…

Of course sweet and salty tastes good. What do you think ketchup is? Salty?