Ugh. Companies that try this bullshit should be forcibly dissolved.

"Oh, your company tried to copyright the word 'puzzle'? That's funny, my records show that company doesn't exist anymore. I think all of its money is being seized right now, actually."

Dude, Vice City is $5. It's only twelve years old, and probably much more difficult to port. The price cannot be rationalized; Square just sucks ever since they merged with Enix.

Oh, wow. I didn't think someone this socially inept could hold a conversation with a girl long enough to embarrass themselves. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

He's from an indie gaming website, so it could have been worse. At least he didn't tell her to suck his dick and choke on it.

Had a run-in with a Cabbage Patch Doll, is my guess.

"...Opening up a whole host of questions about journalistic ethics in the world of YouTube personalities."

Hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH FUCK PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD STOP HAHAHAHA!

This is probably the funniest article Kotaku's ever had. Oh, and...

Looks alright. Love all the ball joints. Still, no bend in the torso at all? And that paint job, hoo boy. Needs work, for sure.

6/10. Not as good as a Marvel Legends figure, and nowhere near Revoltech.

As if $16 for a mobile port of a twenty-year-old game wasn't bad enough on its own.

Not on Nexus? Bypass. If I can't toggle it with a double click, I'm not interested.

Everyone who chews tobacco should be forcibly castrated or otherwise prevented from reproducing.

That said, who else thinks this guy sounds like Jungle Recon from Action Figure Therapy?

One white ninja against thousands of black ninjas? Finally, an allegory for apartheid I can understand!

They give refunds if the game doesn't work, which Steam does not do. If they do, I'm sure they make it as difficult as possible. Besides, even if I can't return it, I can still sell it.

It's also an issue with Gabe Newell being fat. That's very important. Every time I pointlessly request a refund for StarForge, I make sure to finish the message with,

"Thank you for your time, and also Gabe is fat."

Here's my question: "How can you call yourself a legitimate business if you don't offer refunds? I know you've got to eat, but that could only be $2-or-300,000 of your yearly budget."

That sounds rad.

Holy crap, I didn't realize that. Now I'm sold!

Burnout is my favorite racing series. I prefer Revenge, but 3 is very close in my heart.

I haven't really heard much about that. Does it play like a Burnout game? Those are the only racers I've ever really liked. Forza is okay if you don't make the steering and brakes too simmy.

I like the fold out controls, hate the sticks above the buttons. Also, it's been said, but this is not Nintendo at all. They don't do sleek, they do friendly. Their handhelds look like toys. Just seems like if you're going to design a Game Boy, you'd, you know, design a Game Boy.

Thank Christ!

Oh wait, I'm not buying a Steam Machine. Well, I feel happy for the people who are!

AWWWWWW FUUUUUCK

I know it would only gather dust, but goddamn, it would look good doing it. Besides, I bought Nintendo's dust-gatherer last year. I can't play dusty favorites, can I?