I think that a lot of people who reviewed Gone Home did so out of fear that people would think they were homophobic, thus implying that I don't think Gone Home deserves the praise it gets. Because I don't think it deserves the praise it gets, you now think I'm homophobic.

I guess I was right. All those reviewers made…

One of many games on this list I don't think I have to spend too many more words describing; if you know it, you know it. If you played it, you hopefully liked it. If you're one of those people who didn't play it but review-bombed its Metacritic page anyway, well, that's a shame.

That just seems rude. How they cuntinue to stay in business is quimpossible for me to fathom.

You lucky bastard. I had the red one. I loved it to death (not really though, it's still going strong), but it wasn't as cool as the NES SP.

You know what? I'd buy that.

I was worried nobody would get the first double entendre!

They gambled on casuals once, and it worked. They should have known better than to gamble on them again, especially with Zynga bleeding out on the floor. The casual boom is over.

But hey, Nintendo has enough money to keep pouring it into the toilet for twenty years, so it doesn't matter anyway.

"Cunt ringtones"? Is it someone saying "cunt"? Are they talking about cunts, or just saying the word "cunt" over and over? Who's saying it? Did they just hold a microphone up to a cunt and use the sound it made as a ringtone? And if so, is it a literal cunt, as in a vagina, or is it a figurative cunt, meaning a jerk?

Th…

Are you kidding me? The Micro looks like crap. SP is the champion. NES Classic SP is the Grand Champion of the Universe and Beyond.

Even if you can't use it as a computer, it's still really pretty. Great job!

Exactly. On the internet, you can tell someone their mom is a whore, and they can't punch you! It's a win-win.

I know what you mean, sir! Have you considered having really divisive, controversial opinions? That's one sure way to get notifications.

Obama, am I right?

Lejeunesse told authorities that when he lifted the baby's legs during the change, he heard a pop and the infant's right leg went limp. He alerted the grandmother, the baby was taken to a hospital, where the fracture was discovered. The baby was treated and released.

God bless stupid people. They do make me laugh.

Finally, next-gen pinball! I knew being an early adopter would pay off!

You make a good case, though I disagree that I'm being disrespectful if I play a shooter today (I didn't, by the way. Not on purpose, there was just a lot of work to be done on the house). Everyone can be respectful and reflect on what this senseless act of brutal violence means, without having to use a specific…

I am, I just missed it.

Damn.

The NRA? I doubt it. Their agenda, as far as I can tell, is and has always been the restoration of pre-1930s gun rights. If at all possible, I do not want this thread to go there. It's generally the worst idea ever to discuss gun rights and control on the internet.

Some people will take this as a confession, though.…

Is someone trying to win? I didn't realize my joke was a competition.

Is that game called fucking "Thunderbolt Airplane"?!

Well, I've found a new name for my cock. Sorry, Three Inches of Blood.