the Blackhawks were swept out of the playoffs.

Deadspin is full of trolls....the Preds just beat the dog shit out of the Hawks and this is one of the first posts on the series. So lame.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

LOOK I GET THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS CAN PLAY THROUGH ANYTHING AND NBA PLAYERS IN COMPARISON ARE GIANT PUSSIES, BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH BEACHBALL HEAD?! AT SOME POINT THE LEAGUE NEEDS TO START THINKING ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY! SMDH!

Unfortunately for the Bruins, the ref crew had stayed up all night binging on Wahlberg movies, and still had a bitter taste in the mouths come game time.

Remember, the rule book goes out the window for playoffs. Can’t have those pesky whistles get in the way of the flow of the game.

*unless someone touches Crosby or Ovi then there are more whistle than a group of catcalling construction workers.

“must be said to be...”

“Noooo ...one...gives blood like Gaston, writes hits like Gaston, has a neckbeard like Gaston, crossfits like Gaston...

His site linked to in the article is...interesting. One look at his blog tells you a lot http://www.benedictbeckeld.com/

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Frankly, it’s insulting you would imply the President has time to even consider issues not related to the murder of civilians or tasty desserts

As a professional concept artist, its like a huge no-no to rip off someone like this http://michaelkutsche.deviantart.com/art/SEGA-s-VIKING-Hel-87840808 They straight up painted over someone else’s painting. Who’s to say how much of their other work is taken from other artists that aren’t as well known.

Don’t forget the reason Steve Blackman knocked him out at baggage claim was because JBL kept patting him on the ass even after Blackman warned him not to do it.

I remember reading that JBL, when he was in the Acolyte Protection Agency (APA) with Farooq, were specifically used to be enforcers for McMahon. If Vince was pissed abit a contract or something you did, you got a surprise match with the APA where they worked stiff the entire match. (FYI- “working stiff” basically…