Well done.

Ahh okay. Valkeries were my weakness for a while. That legsweep attack would always get me. I’m getting a lot better at countering them. I’ve noticed a lot more beserkers, which are super-deadly against low health characters.

You don’t have to play as a Samurai if you’re part of the faction. Also, I’ve not found them under-powered and I main Orochi.

That is amazing.

I was very surprised at how quickly the Vikings took over. I’m Team Samurai and I was actually a little disappointed by that choice because about 3/4 through I thought we had an easy victory. Apparently not. Time to go behead some Valkeries.

This. Absolutely painful to be 3/4 or more through a match and then get a rage-quit error that costs you all of your progress.

Counterpoint: there is nothing more fulfilling than viciously beheading someone. Especially if they just spammed the attack buttons until they ran out of stamina.

I live in Boston, so I’ve seen this a few times. I’ve also seen people weave in between the plows to get in front of them. Because Boston.

LOST.

As long as he still said the ones about ending sentences with prepositions and pigs being our equals, I’m good.

I’m seen Boston-area hunters (I’m in Quincy). We’re lucky no one got killed.

I just breathed an audible sigh of relief. I am a 30 year old man.

Forget the caption, can we talk about the mullet on the yellow-belt in the background?

Everyone knows Mads is best known as the hawk-ninja-knight from that Clive Owen “King Arthur” movie (co-starring Hugh Dancy)

I hadn’t played Overwatch until after playing TF2 (a friend bought me Overwatch), and I can get over how much slower it is.

Plenty of people fucking over America in there right now.

“I don’t see the problem.” - Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman

It’s also not the long form! Where are his spells?!

6/10. It’s impressive how not quotable Ewan McGregor was until Ep 3.

Sometimes we’re all just a Rastafarian luchador waking up on a park bench, ya know?