Well done.

Ahh okay. Valkeries were my weakness for a while. That legsweep attack would always get me. I’m getting a lot better at countering them. I’ve noticed a lot more beserkers, which are super-deadly against low health characters.

You don’t have to play as a Samurai if you’re part of the faction. Also, I’ve not found them under-powered and I main Orochi.

That is amazing.

I was very surprised at how quickly the Vikings took over. I’m Team Samurai and I was actually a little disappointed by that choice because about 3/4 through I thought we had an easy victory. Apparently not. Time to go behead some Valkeries.

This. Absolutely painful to be 3/4 or more through a match and then get a rage-quit error that costs you all of your progress.

Counterpoint: there is nothing more fulfilling than viciously beheading someone. Especially if they just spammed the attack buttons until they ran out of stamina.

I’m seen Boston-area hunters (I’m in Quincy). We’re lucky no one got killed.

I just breathed an audible sigh of relief. I am a 30 year old man.

Everyone knows Mads is best known as the hawk-ninja-knight from that Clive Owen “King Arthur” movie (co-starring Hugh Dancy)

I hadn’t played Overwatch until after playing TF2 (a friend bought me Overwatch), and I can get over how much slower it is.

Sometimes we’re all just a Rastafarian luchador waking up on a park bench, ya know?

To be fair, Steve Burton isn’t a reporter.

I have a fairly middling PC and it performed great (once I got past the install issues).

“It’s Jennifer with a Y”
*Jennifery*

Of course he doesn’t sleep. He needs to stay woke.

This is a very good one. A much kinder of version of my “Ey! I was talking, you can wait.”

“Nothings Butts a Championship!”

You have no idea how happy I was to see Vincent Brisby (who was briefly my favorite player due to the same first name) and Chris Slade on that list. My mom still owns/wears a Chris Slade jersey.

This should be a very simple rule. If you’re in the left lane and someone is behind you, you should pull over to the right at the first safe opportunity. And if you’re going the same speed as someone in the right lane, your entire family should be murdered before your eyes.