To be fair, Steve Burton isn’t a reporter.

I have a fairly middling PC and it performed great (once I got past the install issues).

“It’s Jennifer with a Y”
*Jennifery*

Of course he doesn’t sleep. He needs to stay woke.

This is a very good one. A much kinder of version of my “Ey! I was talking, you can wait.”

“Nothings Butts a Championship!”

You have no idea how happy I was to see Vincent Brisby (who was briefly my favorite player due to the same first name) and Chris Slade on that list. My mom still owns/wears a Chris Slade jersey.

This should be a very simple rule. If you’re in the left lane and someone is behind you, you should pull over to the right at the first safe opportunity. And if you’re going the same speed as someone in the right lane, your entire family should be murdered before your eyes.

I love Carm, but I think she’s a natural heel. Any “princess” in 2016 is a natural heel. She’s solid, but has room to improve. Let’s not kid ourselves though, she’s not a Horsewoman but she’s miles ahead of Kelly-Kelly, Dawn Marie, etc., etc.

The problem is her personal “brand” and the Total Bellas brand requires her to be the inspiring babyface character. WWE makes more money off her as a face, even though she is so much more natural as a heel. I think this storyline will be great: Carmella is the rookie upstart whose first PPV spotlight was “stolen” by a…

There’s a lot of potential with SD’s women’s division. I think turning Carmella heel was a good decision, since WWE has no idea how to use the Bellas properly (aka as heels), so might as well let Nikki “Queen of Strong Style” Bella play babyface, put the belt on her to establish the belt, and transition it over to…

Only a month into the brand split and SmackDown is already telling far more compelling stories, including this one. That was the best promo the Miz has ever done. I’ve always found him boring, but his heel-work for the last 2 years or so has been stellar and this is his best yet.

From Twitter (not me, sadly).

I’m not smart enough to think of myself as “gauche.”

The Simpsons is the funnier of the two shows, but never was able to do anything as heart-wrenching as “Jurassic Bark.” I cry every single time.

This is the perfect article for the “You must be fun at parties.” comment.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

So, standard minor league hockey?

I am also a Lord of the Pidgey Swarm.

(Kill the kid)