I don't know, man. It's no Schlafly Pumpkin ale, so this all post is clearly invalid.

I strongly suspect that Sam's lack of cache among the trophy-hunters plays a role in the bar owner's decision to never carry it, which makes the "mediocre" crack a low—and disingenuous—blow.

I love Paul Stewart, but I also love Jack Edwards... I'm very torn about this. Also, since I like both these guys, I'm also very clearly a poor judge of character.

Man, lot of tough guys alcoholics around here...

Lagunitas makes so damn good beers, which is good but also bad because they're one of the douchiest bunch of douches that ever douched.

After 6 or 7 you'd be too unconscious to say much of anything.

Slightly disappointed I wasn't even nominated for "Bastard of the Year."

I wouldn't age anything ten years. Those bottle caps aren't air-tight and oxidization is about the worst thing that can happen to a beer. Unless it's kept in near-perfect conditions you'll end up with a flat beer that tastes like cardboard syrup.

Buy*. Take a lap, Vinny.

A better deal for New Englanders: skip ordering at the bar and by tickets BeerAdvocate's Extreme Beer Fest. Tickets usually run $50 and Sam Adams usually bring Utopia, KMF and some of their other cool shit. Additionally, Funky Buddha, Cigar City and Crooked Stave were at 2014's.

The mocha one was on draft at Stoddard's in DTX. Might still be. It's good.

creepily persistent lumpy, white head.

I like this song, unironically, but the real masterpiece here is the video. It's pretty excellent.

Craft Beer Cellar has Kuku now. Closest to you is in Newton though.

Cranberry's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's on her period. What is it, your period?

Working under the assumption that they're not doing anything better, sure, I agree. But there are plenty of people out there making a buck three-eighty and working two jobs with kids who can either eat or vote, and I don't blame them for choosing to eat.

The best/worst part of this beer is that it was formerly know as "Genghis Pecan."

"To say he did is to shoot an arrow into a barn and then paint a bull's-eye around it."

Well-played.

Zangief would crush Lesnar's head between his thighs like sparrow's egg.