Nope, fuck you.

I hate this fucking site.

I hate this fucking site.

Swear that's real. Also the best promo he ever cut.

Sources: Sam Hinkie to sign all players involved to 10-day contracts.

Or this, for that matter.

Nope, don't get it.

How does it know when, exactly, to take a screenshot (in that, the act of saying the prompt may take too long and you'll snap something else instead)? Does it only work when the game is paused? Any way to single out a screenshot from a Kinect recorded video?

.................................................................................Angling for a Buzzfeed job?

Cole Phelps' ancestor?

I kind of stopped reading "Wolf in White Van" for a while, but am getting back into it.

Isn't Irsay in your top three of owners that would try to void a contract over this?

Loved seeing Anthony Anderson, after announcing the wrong total for Oladipo (said 73, actually had 72) trying to build drama in Zach's final dunk by asking "Do you think Oladipo's score will be good enough to take home the trophy?"

I'd be disappointed if Law and Order didn't go full Law and Order on this, which they absolutely did.

Also, um, this happened.

"They're playing a game," Ice-T's character says at one point, referencing a group of misogynistic terrorists who have kidnapped a female video game developer. "We've gotta play too."

I've put in a little over 100 hours, and I still don't think I'm close to getting an Exotic weapon/armor piece, nobody I know plays the game anymore to team up for weekly strikes, and nobody was around for me to ever do a raid.

I'm a massive NBA fan AND THAT IS NOT A FUN THING.

Adults (26-64): 7-9 hours each day.

Brent Musburger, who was put out to pasture