had the results been available in time, NSAC chairman Daniel Aguilar would have canceled the fight

Kraft actually stated that this win was just as special as the first one in the 2001-2002 season that (paraphrasing) "took place during a very unique time in our country."

This is the greatest video ever created. This is not hyperbole.

So is he.

Would the Goalie still be allowed to use his hands if he's in the box but playing at the wall?

Daniel Bryan: Backup point guard, despite not having the prototypical physical credentials to be an effective starter, clearly shows every time he plays that he's actually outstanding at playing the position, and fans want to see him get the starting job.

I'm not emotional about this at all, but telling me that a former player, who played the sport he's loved his entire life, and likely knows what almost every QB does in the league, and absolutely believes Tom Brady is blatantly lying about this, thus making this incident and the sport a complete mockery, is upset…

Longtime viewers recognize that Shawn Michaels actually dressed up for this occasion.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…

Of course Ohio would have the most depressing delicacy.

I pretty much exclusively watched the game on this channel due to not giving two fucks about anyone on either team. Fairly certain this was the broadcast that got Bob Newhart's name brought into the game, so it was well worth it.

Harmonix e-mailed a bunch of people that were registered on their website a while back asking us what we'd most like to see Harmonix do in the future. One of the options was "more Rock Band DLC," as well as new games on the PS4/XB1, new instrument peripherals, etc...

Nice random, unnecessarily mean pot-shot at Emma Stone. One joke hits in a 9 minute opening (Clooney's) and I remember why SNL's sucked since about '97.

As someone who drafted Zac Stacy in the early-third round of a 14 team league this season, I'd honestly consider arguments claiming him as being more of a bust than Peterson. Peterson's one game was better than any of Stacy's games, and then Fisher just gave up on him by week 4. He went on about a 6 week stretch…

Still waiting for Run the Jewels to appear.

No blood?

Still not sure what's on Ed Werder's head.

So when do we get the James Jones tribute that got a standing ovation from Pat Riley?

I don't know if Drew Magary was watching this finish (ODDS: 4%), but I'm willing to bet 10 dollars (note: not actually willing to bet 10 dollars) that if he reads "2-Point conversion failed", he knows EXACTLY what play was run, and he'd smash his TV.