In Cosby's defense: Fuck Notre Dame.

Few things:

Still got some work to do.

a league that still largely rests on the morally cockeyed idea that rookies shouldn't have the right to choose where they want to play

Clearly this Ram isn't from St. Louis.

I just looked up James Harden's feet, and yeah, bad.

I somehow think the original would have been weirder, because I kind of expect Deadspin to try to make something weirder anyway, nullifying how weird it is.

Is it equally problematic that, in response to some random person's four tweets about a mere 11-minute comedy spoof, you make an article about it?

Somewhere, Kyle "Oancitizen" Kallgren shedding a tear at Lars Von Trier's performance as "Pie."

Also, if you're running into your house and the first thing you're doing is asking your Not-Kinect what the height of Mount Everest is, I want to see the next sequence of that guy either winning or losing money.

Can it also remove 99.9% of allergens in your home?

Or you can spend sixty bucks on "Destiny" and feel like you still need to give in and buy something.

And who says Vivek Ranadive isn't innovating basketball?

...everybody wanted to be in the nWo instead of, like, lame-ass Lex Luger.

Can you follow this up with the immediate dunk that followed from Golden State?

Really have never loved Snickers. Always felt too "heavy". But I concede, it's relevance and simplicity allow me to let it stand near the top five.

It's entirely possible that save for Millsap, the other eight people that you list as better than Faried are, or have the potential to become, Hall of Famers.

Not even close to the worst variation of the Anthem I've heard, nor was it the most offensive change, and she knew the words. She can pass.

Funnier than Jimmy Fallon, too.

Batman's not a superhero.