That said, don't forget the epic coach/QB hug/high-five whiff at the post-game interview.

Like he's had a ton of practice over the last three years.

Tangent: I don't mind "Mike and Mike" at all. Can't recall hearing anything aggressively stupid (or offensive) from their show, which considering the other options on the WWL in the A.M. hours, is more impressive than it should be.

Seeing the Sixers in a playoff recap feels like 15 years ago.

Meanwhile, Elysian's Night Owlis my favorite of the pumpkin beers because it's a lighter take on it. The flavors are still there but it's not an overpowering brew at all.

That description of Pumking is EXACTLY...EXATCLY my experience to a tee. That is as accurate a beer description as I could find for it, and I've tried it two straight years. It literally makes me cough up beer foam and I would rather have any shitty coors/bud than that.

I see no proof that the spider is as big as a puppy. It's as big as the dude's hand, but not a puppy. What kinda fucking puppy are these people talking about anyway?

Oh, never mind. I'M NOT USED TO LOOKING THAT HIGH UP A LIST FOR IT.

Where's "Being hit by a car?"

Makes them an AWESOME team for NBA 2K15's Franchise mode, at least.

Interesting enough for you to bring it up in the first place, so Deadspin fails again.

The ends of the banner are at the wrong locations; the "brotherly love" middle is fine, but notice how the tackling Eagles' bodies don't synch up at the ends, thus being "cut off."

As a Panthers fan that's in this shit NFC South, a tie is a win enough for me.

No chair.

Don't worry, some NBA player will have an injury and Hockey fans will call him a pussy because he didn't come back from a heart attack and balance will be restored.

Nobody thought to include the category: "Had major motion picture made about your GM's tenure with team?"

WINNER.

Did the "getting hit by a car" team just get forgotten from the list?

Who are the heels and the babyfaces? Or are WVU students followers of the Vince Russo "tweener" philosophy?

Yeah, you're right; the piece focused so much on the PA brewery that I completely forgot the whole point of the article was talking about why it failed in Massachusetts.