Also being a PA resident like Will is (at least I recall Will saying so; could be wrong), usually one of the only convenient places to get a variety of beers is at a great supermarket like Wegman's. And most of the imports are either Northeast of the Mason-Dixon (Maryland and up, really), Michigan (Founders), Ohio…

What happens with the players?

He's trying to jump and barehand it to make a play since there'd be no time to transfer the ball from the glove and hint at making a play.

Pitch dead-center and with maybe 3 centimeters of movement, I'd be upset if he didn't walk off.

Rather he referenced Austin 3:16.

Never mind this Ray Rice shit, HOLY MOSES BOB LEY'S ROCKING THE BITCHIN-EST BEARD ALIVE.

Maybe something like "Afternoon Beer", in that it won't wear you down for the rest of the day like a high ABV can?

"Boston Lager" is still legit; then they have about 20 other beers that are perfectly fine. Yuengling, to me, is essentially at- or a step down from Blue Moon's level: It's "craft-y" and cheap enough that you can show it to someone that only thinks beer is yellow. In fact, their ads for their Light lager openly jokes…

**Obligatory "Yards" mention**

It also makes it seem like an odd PR ploy on Marshall's part, which it isn't at all, so I can understand that aspect, if Marshall believes it. Also explains how some of the answers given in the piece seemed indirect: he wasn't expecting to have to answer them based on the piece he believes he's working for.

"Nick DiPaolo" made me laugh so hard I'm now afraid I woke up my roommates.

Really, at this point, why even bother spending the money to sell them in Japan at all?

Deal With It

I've only tried their "Sweet Action", and I would not describe that as "sweet." More sour, really.

This is actually a common thing I've gone through with almost all the Southern Tier brews I've had, so I'll recap:

Literally made me throw up foam, tastes like pennies/99% pure alcohol/getting kicked in the balls, and is in a bottle far too big for that ABV; went right down the drain. "Getting hit by a car" ranks better.

** Pro Wrestling Mention **

Vince Verhei is equally adept at providing SummerSlam analysis as well, and his assessment of the Panthers is spot on.

Hipsters' Hipsters.

Hipsters.