If Pineapple's going to be that high, then this list clearly isn't considering cooking with fruits. I've read numerous chefs that despise how limiting that fruit is.

Now that the video's out:

I know...I've seen it happen...don't do it. Period. What are the positives that come from walking on an active racetrack for anyone involved?

...Don't...walk on a fucking racetrack?

Actually saw that episode.

Who/What is that circled item in the Tampa Bay stadium in Detroit's response?

I'm going to throw basically any beer by Southern Tier Brewing in New York, but especially their seasonal "Pumking". At least in my Philly suburb, this is considered the pumpkin beer to end all pumpkin beers. But like all their other beers, it has great flavor on the first sip before devolving into just straight,…

tl;dr version?

How about this: Is Manuel Neuer the world's best goalie?

Fucking Christ.

Similarly, even if he was sitting on LeBron's dick on that plane ride home, I think the title and lead of this Simmons article would make me hate the media even more.

Mr. Magary: Are your Minnesota roots...what many would consider the "Midwest"...the biggest reason why you're rather disenfranchised with the sports media today? Almost all of the media today has portrayed LeBron as not only a savior of a franchise, but seemingly an entire city; Rovell will probably talk about the…

Over time, I kind of understand why Heenan did that. This wasn't just some midcarder turning. This wasn't just one of the biggest draws in wrestling. This was THE biggest (at least in America), and he had never really been a heel save for, like, his first run in AWA in which the fans just turned him face anyway.

There's a problem though: heroes are often impervious to criticism.

WWE's practically cleaner than this shit.

"...No one at ESPN would get away with it, with the possible exception of Bill Simmons, who seems to get away with everything because Skipper lets him."

Maybe he and Salisbury can start a message board on Geocities.

Anytime I see videos "daring" you to watch them, I immediately expect the jump-scare demon-troll face to pop up, so I did, in fact, immediately scroll along the bar to see if that does happen.

As a Sixers fan, something about Evan Turner owning a Ferrari pisses me off to an irrational degree.