I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

Obligatory "June 17th, 1994" ESPN 30 for 30 post.

Of course, the rest of Max Payne 3 happened, which was a bigger problem than any of these games had.

You Should See The Guy Who Lost

...What's the joke?

Can't blame her, since Simmons totally threw her (the main host of the panel, and thus, the one whose job it appears to be to set up the analysts to talk) under the bus during a time when she's balancing analyst time with post-game interviews and pressers.

Wonder how many people get the song reference in the video, post 2005.

Can he still catch hell for being shot getting kissed by a dolphin?

As long as Germany is getting praise: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/7…

I really disliked "The Decision", forgave him (though that really wasn't a sin to start with), appreciated his work especially these last few years, and now the internet as seen in this article makes me really like him more and more by the day.

Why does this stuff exist? Why can I play chess in this game, and what does the act of playing chess have to do with hacking, or the hazards of an Orwellian surveillance state? Did some game developer in some boardroom at some point simply proclaim that open-world games are supposed to have chess?

Carl Lewis and Swaggy P were so atrocious that they couldn't even fit on the fucking graphic.

I don't think there's anything wrong at all, regardless of the source or the intent, to just be a bit hesitant as to where the cash is going to and how it will specifically be used. The R.R. Kickstarter hasn't specifically given financials as to what portions of donations will go where. And just the inherent nature of…

Eh. Just fucked up the release point. At least it had distance and some semblance of height to get to the catcher.

Should have known Sterling wouldn't go away. He's got those aides.

Him tweeting that just makes this funnier, so it's actually the funniest thing he's done all year.

That's great.

Well if you wanted to expand your reach to the western world, why not start with the hipster kids?

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STOP WITH YOUR ALIASES MR. STERLING AND LEAVE FOREVER!