Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

This is completely wrong. I’d also argue that it’s a dickish thing to do when people go into a bathroom with an occupied stall, and actually stand there and wait. Either leave and come back or find somewhere else. Standing around for five minutes waiting for someone is just as bad as waiting for two or three minutes…

There’s a saying, “Every man is put on Earth condemned to piss, time and method of execution unknown.” Perhaps this is as it should be. Case in point: Walter Bedeker, lately deceased. A little man with such a yen to piss. Beaten by the devil, by his own piss, and by the scheme of things in this, the Twilight Zone.

Still better than Mayweather-Pacquiao

“These guys are looser than secondhand-socks. They pass the ball like its coated in anthrax. There are so few big heads on this team, you’d think they’d all contracted Zika virus in their mothers’ wombs.”

To be fair not having a clue where your shit was made is quintessentially American.

Joel Quenneville’s got your ejection right here!

Last Friday I had four Six Point Resin double IPAs and an order of naan and rogan josh from the nearby Indian joint.

Actually, yes it does — when something costs much less, and people are happier with it, and it performs the same (if not) better on many objective measures of health (e.g., infant mortality rate; life expectancy; depression; high blood pressure)... that’s the definition of better.

Only in the fun house mirror that is Boston sports is this even remotely true. Go gag on some fucking U Burger and complain about Allston bars not having piss troths anymore, you Patriot Pat pajama-wearing bedwetter.

“Good job, Now clean yourself up.”

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Umm, what: http://globalnews.ca/news/2322961/m…

There are quite a few of other studies on it as well and it makes sense when you think about it.

Boxing = taking a larger volume of strikes to the head with large gloves, with the possibility of getting up from being knocked down multiple times in a fight (which…

Ronda isn’t getting an immediate rematch because she has other commitments. The consensus, including from Dana’s own lips, was that Ronda would get an immediate rematch, so either you had your head in the sand or you’re just being obtuse. As far as how Ronda ran through her division, how long did she do it? Oh, that’s…

I am so saddened that Greg has kidnapped you, tied you up, flogged you mercilessly and forced you to click on this article. It is even worse that he threatened to kill your entire family unless you commented on how much you do not care about this article.

He should have just been happy playing the slot.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Go directly to Jail. Do not pass A1-A BEACHFRONT AVENUE. Do not collect $200.

Man, you’ve got a few pieces you can choose from. “I go crazy when I hear a thimble, and top hat, with a souped up wheelbarrow.”