Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Pretty sure I know how the Winnipeg Blue Ballers feel about sex. Not to mention the frigid Edmonton Eskimos. BC meanwhile is that beautiful girl who thinks her work is done by just Lyin there.

I would rather see KG and Steve Smith Sr.. I feel like Lewis just puts on theater while Smith has serious issues.

“Riot” is white person speak for anytime there are enough black people assembling in one place to scare them.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Maybe you noticed, the president is not running for president.

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

8-1 is perfect. They’re going undefeated, 15-1 this year.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

Start with The Stranger, Odell.

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.

Not sure if replacing “horrible” with “dumpster fire” is really the way to go.

I understand that he’s speaking about an era of baseball that he wasn’t even alive for, but there’s no denying the fact that foreign players are primarily responsible for the damage being done to Bud Norris’s era today.