Hahahaha, so, in short, you couldn’t actually name something that Hillary Clinton said that even remotely compares to the monstrosity of the lie that Carly Fiorina told yesterday. Because there is nothing. But I’m sure you have something to say about her retarded fucking emails or fucking Benghazi. Shit, I don’t even…

Yeah how fucking dare we take the position that racism is evil! Stick to fucking sports assholes!

Counter challenge: argue the merits of your side’s candidates (any of them, take your pick) rather than complaining about how liberal this site is.

At least when Lions’ fans show their ass, there’s someone to eat it.

I feel for Jones, though. I really do. He’s such a troubled young man, clearly haunted by ghosts, and doesn’t know where to turn or how to get away from them...

Counterpoint. Go Fuck Yourself.

I have to ask.. What would your response be if this was in fact the correct guy

look at the big brain on brad

New York’s was bettah than yoah’s

So does comparing the deaths of thousands to the deaths of six count as logic too then?

“Yah brah my cuz Tony’s former boss Mickey was roughed up pretty bad in it...so let me get in your face and tell yous about how BAHSTON STRONG I’ve had to be to overcome this extreme adversity.” - Jason98

Is hipster just a word you heard once and use it in any context whatsoever? That would have made more sense if you said red pandas or beegleborp.

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

Hipsters? Is that a reference to Deadspin readers or everyone who does not live in Boston?

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

Thank you for playing the role of Eternally Bitchy Commenter in this retrospective

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.