Rape by an acquaintance is a much more likely a real threat to most American women than death by ISIS.

You should log off and go away.

Now if there's only some way to get Nick Kypreos, Doug McLean, Jeff O'Neil, Aaron Ward and Brad May to also make rape jokes the deadline coverage might be watchable.

"It's time to log off."

WAY earlier, like when he unilaterally declared the human beat-box dead and ousted Ready-Rock C from the group.

God damn, I love Will Forte

Every news outlet in existence would pay for this video and every sports fan is interested in its content.

Barry - could you elaborate on what is required to complete the process?

See, Wilson isn't that great. At best, he's a roll player in that offense.

Only after we kill the guy in the office who leaves his phone on his desk with the ringer and all notification sounds on. He's gotta go first.

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

No, it's the assumption that 90's basketball fans remember and enjoyed physical play. And since, y'anno, it's an article about Anthony Mason.

Get well soon, Mase.

Many people of the liberal/independent/mixed political mindset are turned off by the way he spinelessly wields that shield and tries to have his cake and eat it too, with trying to pass off shit like the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear" as just "comedy" or just a fun party lampooning the seriousness of Washington…

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"Fuck that thug Richard Sherman. All he does is talk trash. He has no class." - Boston sports fans

It's awfully hard to type while giving you the middle finger with both hands, but I'm making a special effort for your brand of idiocy. My only hope is that you are too young to truly understand how fleeting and fragile life is, and how celebrating a life well lived should be cause for enjoyment, not black-outs,…

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

You said Prince from 36 years ago is not current. Not only does science flatly disprove this, but also you will pay in the afterlife.

That's not how you use a semicolon. Edit not lest ye be edited.