You're a real class act, thanks for your hyper relevant contribution.

I hear Kane was in such a hurry to make the meeting he ran out of the restaurant he was at without paying for the wings he was eating.

Buff's Boeuf

If you are a male over the age of 30 you've probably played with realistic looking toy guns in public. How is it that myself and all my childhood friends made it past boyhood without being shot to death by police? Rule number 1 is probably at least partly to thank.

I've been a Prince fan for a long time. Likely longer than you have.

Yeah, I'm sweating the opinion of the guy who unironically uses phrases like "butthurt" and "fuckface".

It's been documented that Lynch will engage with the media when he's comfortable, mostly with reporters he's developed a rapport with. The national sports media who write generic fill-in-the-blank stories offer no real insight anyway.

Wow, you can really count. You did forget "6", though.

I appreciate you taking the time to articulate your points but the whole "at my job..." argument doesn't hold water. A board room presentation (or variation of it) is not the same as being plunked down in a throng of media who exist to feign moral indignation at your slightest misstep.

He's a grown man, not a toddler you trick with reverse psychology.

You are an incredibly stupid person.

Breaking News: Jealous Loser Hates His Job, Probably His Life

BOOSH!

A sign of skill and intelligence in writing is the writer's ability to trim away the fat and cut to the chase. You could've just admitted you have a problem with successful young black men, and, given the opportunity, you'd use Andrew Luck's unwashed, game-worn jockstrap as a coffee filter.

Why should he be "offended" by someone else using drugs?

LOL. What a stupid fucking idiot. It's a country in South America. And you spelled it wrong, retard.

Do I anticipate they're already picking a new burner name because this mockery should mercilessly continue well into the new year? Indubitably.

Is asking yourself questions the most annoying device to employ while writing? Surely.