I can't believe almost 200 people starred it. That's a lot of hyper-sensitive white folks just itching to lash out at a website they're frequenting. Fuckin' weirdos.

Maybe English is your second language, because you're confusing "wise" with "vitriolic" here.

"He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys, and me, I went dancing with my wife."

I have no idea what'll happen. It's why I like watching the fights.

Watching JDS lumber around the octagon lately has been depressing. Maybe in his prime he could've competed with Jones (and he can still KO anyone with a perfect punch), but I think with Jackson on Jones' side JDS would get outpointed at the least.

DC hasn't fought anyone on Jones' level yet. He's in for a real fight here,and anyone who believes they can predict a definitive outcome is taking advantage of the fact that picking fight wins is 50/50.

Actually, they're illegal because a governing commission was shown demo videos of karate dudes breaking bricks with up-and-down elbows as a scare tactic to outlaw MMA fighting.

That fight was close enough for everyone to know that Gus "took him apart" is hyperbole. It was a very close fight and Gus didn't do enough to dethrone the champ. Donezo. They'll fight again and we'll see what's what.

Krishna's vaccination.

+1 BABY!

In Canada, Morganthaler is a famed pro-choice activist/abortion doctor. Which makes "Morganthaler's Egg Nog" hilarious.

Oh well, case closed. Your contribution to the discourse is greatly appreciated. Any other systemic American problems you'd care to solve in one fell overarching-irrelevant-anecdotal swoop?

You're right, the climate created by a comments section quip on a sports website that ranks breakfast cereals and runs a weekly column called "Dick Joke Jamboroo" is serious business.

Reporting is not supporting. This article is not about "supporting Kobe", or attacking the Harvard ponce bullying the Chinese food spot, it's about Doug Gottlieb.

Holy shit are you dense. "Black America" isn't a monolithic entity. You are "lazy as fuck", and it's not below the surface like you claim it is.

Well, if conversations were competitions (they aren't), stars would be points (they are), and you'd be looking like the Washington Generals right now.

It's all about race. When it's not scary black men being oppressed they revert to anti-government libertarian talking points.

If we're specifically referring to the Brown/Wilson case (the person I was responding to was suggesting the media values black lives more than white, which would be laughable were it not so tragic), the evidence is all over the place, and, at times, contradictory. To achieve a satisfactory conclusion it should have…

Indeed. Cops are perpetually praised as brave, which is confusing because their irrational fear of black men (kids, too) is glaringly obvious.

I've made my points.