My point was more about awareness and understanding at age 7, rather than declaring something good or bad. Either way, apologies for the offense.

Dude, when I was seven Squeez Cheez on crackers and Rocket Robin Hood made me happy, that doesn't mean I should now, in my 30s, willfully ignore how signal orange goo from a tube probably drastically shortened my life expectancy, and RRH was Hercules' gayer, less coherent cousin.

I love it when stories keep coming out of the woodwork to support my argument... http://deadspin.com/developer-of-b…

Did you read the article or do you just skip to the comments? The company in charge is facing multiple lawsuits in KC alleging they employ people specifically to pick fights with black patrons who managed to (can't believe I'm typing this) "beat" the dress code. The dress code is just the first line of defense in…

You're right, it doesn't happen in a vacuum, but folks seem to chalk up white men binge drinking til blacking out, becoming hostile, and fist fighting their brother-in-law at a sports bar to "boys being boys". Swap out the good ol' boys for some brothers and the perception goes from "knucklehead scrap" to "scariest…

The only thing more unsettling than the massive portion (WTF?) is that crispy white polo. I'm guessing he eats like most people his age do, all trembling hands and apneatic nose snorting, and there is no way that napkin bolo is catching all that red sauce.

You did alright, although you looked about as comfortable as Riley Cooper at The Apollo. If you screwed up somewhere it was your demure take on the "for thee" at the end, usually that's the part where you really let your dick swing and belt it out.

Actually, there are shitbirds who get paid to masquerade as genuine accounts and refute anti-right wing posts online. Gawker exposed em a while back. Say hi to 'em, because they're probably reading this right now.

How they gonna rip it like that son? And after that how they gonna rip it like this son?

I'm sooo busted. I'm just relieved this masquerade is over, and happy to go back to my simple life, far away from this international intrigue.

That's quite an impassioned response to a bad joke.

We kept Lil' Doug Flutie in an incubator all that time for disrespect like this? Ingrates.

The reason there's flags on our backpacks is every time we approached folks who don't speak English for directions they'd assume we were American and we'd end up at McDonald's.

He's your problem now. You can have Martin fucking Short too.

...and if the US had won, the linesman who created that play would be their hero. That woulda been tragic.

The South Korean skater's oblivious, but the gold medalist from China recognizes the ol' "slanty eyes and chopstick hands" gesture when she sees it.

To me it looks a lot like Frank Isola. Which is even scarier than the old mascot.

I'm sure language wasn't the only reason them Korean kids wanted nothing to do with your or your clique pal.

"By not singing in English they show their unwillingness to become one with us..."

I understand where you're coming from better now.