I don't know if you're misunderstanding me but I definitely don't get what you're saying here.

If you wanna talk about "Once upon a times..." you're conveniently leaving out a lot of genocide and horror as part of the "American way". Does this particular "Once upon a time" start with your grandparents' arrival?

Immigrating doesn't exempt folks from being racist. If your grandparents wouldn't have appreciated the ad for the reasons you suggest, well, guess what?

Kewl!

Steve Irwin and the Crocodile Hunter show were actually dogged by accusations of employing the same tactics described here. I can't remember the magazine (likely Outside or Equinox), but there was a scathing take down published in which experts illustrated the likelihood of the animals being drugged.

"Dirty rotten scoundrel and his name is Jayru..."

Good point. It's also nice to see someone assert that their hard work and talent won the game without dragging religion into it.

"...I'd punch him in the face..."

I see the humor in your comment, but not irony. I'm a middle aged male, so I'm not interested in Beebs, MTV, or Katy Perry (actually, there's a couple things about her that interest me, but they have nothing to do with her offering inspirational quotes or show announcements), and, as a result I'm not following them on…

If a serious news outlet uses the word "haters", I unfollow em on twitter. It's a word for 13 year old girls, and it blows my mind that a a self respecting grown up with a fully functioning brain thinks it's acceptable to utilize professionally.

Shut it Wilbon.

Caeser >>>>> Bloody Mary

The Rockets putting all their resources into figuring out why he had migraines so severe he had to sit out games only to discover dude exclusively consumed fried chicken, McDonald's, and soda pop still blows my mind.

You're entirely too rational, patient, and kind to the shitheads who don't realize Red nearly had a stroke holding back a million n-bombs when he made his statement to the radio.

That chart in the first linked article about 60% of women serial killers preferring poison between the years 1800-1995. Informative, and NO SHIT.

I would contend that Ricky Bobby is Ferrell's greatest creation. Holds up a lot better than the original Anchorman, too.

lofty@AOL.com, is that you?

I'm gonna go ahead and be offended, as I always have with Lana Del Rey's schtick, not because of cultural appropriation, but because it is corny as fuck.

I believe I am one of the only people in the world who actually enjoyed The Ladykillers. Felt all alone in the theater, cackling like a maniac every time Tom Hanks' character spoke. Amazing dialogue.

I can't wait for Griffin to leave Washington and live up to his potential. Washington is the worst.