I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

I have no idea what you’re talking about. My crew’s name is Scorpion Bullets. Our logo is a picture of a scorpion photoshopped to have Vin Diesel’s face holding two uzis. Everyone takes us very seriously.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

Fun WILL be had, understood?

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

Hah, you are right! No one ever talks about it! I saw it in theaters when it first came out and almost forgot it even existed. :P

That dentist already took Daren out.

I actually just hiked around this area a week ago. You’d be surprised at how it can look if you down in the canyons near rivers or creeks (which still run). Lots of trees and undergrowth:

And dead bodies. I swear every show I watch that talk about the angeles national forest is just telling me about a dead body found there.

Maybe its because inbetween the fact that Mighty Number 9 still hasnt released, he’s also making a Mighty Number 9 tv show, and a Mighty Number 9 movie.

toysrus.ca for Canadians.

Boxed set of all 6. Not sure what the US price is, but he's $189.99 here in Canada. (I lucked out with $10 off and free shipping)

Devastator is out around the end of July, early August.

Thank god I’m not the only one who saw this.

Okay good; I’m not blind.

Was really hoping to get an in-depth look at how Tony Stark cheated his way to becoming a billionaire. Bummer.

to lessen friction.

I want a shirt that says “fuck your tea kettle warmer.”

"Fuck your tea kettle warmer," is the greatest thing I have read all day. I am seriously contemplating turning it into my personal 'fuck you non-sequitor battle cry' for those days you just need to rage through.

THIRTEEN IS THE MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF. ALL. TIME.