“My name is Emily White.”

😞 don’t write comments on Methotrexate day- should read something like “I can’t wait to read Michelle’s book, and I hope she brings it and tells us how she was able to be so strong and serve as a role model by being the most gracious and beautiful First Lady we have ever had.”

Yeah, I agree. It seemed like he was trying to make it right as quickly and clearly as possible.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

My bf’s never complained about a hitachi taint graze.

My man spent about 2 seconds worrying about how it could make me orgasm more efficiently than he could. Then he tried it. Weeks later I had to buy myself a new one because he basically stole it. Still cracks me up.

Puss ≠ pus

I hope this is real and I hope there are other earth’s full of people.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

The first one is just loose change.

I’d imagine she spent a lot of time away working as well, which would make it harder again. It would be much easier to slip into that “living separate lives” thing if you were spending months away at a time on shoots and publicity trails. In a way, I suspect it’s not monogamy that she (and lots of other actors) have a…

I like this one, too.

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

remember everyone who writes for this website is like, 23

I’m sorry for us older millennials, the first thing I think of when I hear “Kylie” is most def Minogue. How insulting it must be to her to have this baby hooker try and edge her out, when she is the real artist.

Is it wrong that yesterday, when I heard that Mary Tyler Moore had died, my first thought was, “good for her, now she doesn’t have to suffer through this shit for the next 4 years”?

Wheeee! After a year of extreme personal crises - deaths, work shakeups, health problems, a very bad relationship upheaval, and now geopolitics that will directly fuck up the lives of close friends and family, I finally yesterday gave in to my doctor’s recommendation that I try pharmaceuticals. Lexapro, take me away!

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.