Unfortunately the photo of that moment is misleading. If you watch the entire video, Obama tells him to go ahead and enter first, then D-rump actually waits and holds the door open for all 3 of them behind him to enter. So the moment where he leaps up the steps and ignores his wife is true, but the part where they all…

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I might have known she’d have a weed-buying gown.

I had such respect for you. 2016 strikes again!

I want the 23 people (as of 2:50 p.m. EST) who said “Yes, with enthusiasm” to come forward and explain themselves, after which point we will get them the treatment they so desperately need...

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

He probably deleted it because he was getting death threats.

I’m pretty convinced that 2016 is just a simulation that we’ll all awaken from in six days.

If I have to make a stranger put on a condom before I suck his cock, the terrorists have already won.

It is ABSOLUTELY Suicide Squad!!!

Ya boy said it on the news. U mad, snowflake?

Trying to get away.

I imagine a lot of people thought Gogo was Daryl.

...I know I sure as hell did.

My theory was always that it was the guy who warns you about Treasure chest monsters in the Narshe tutorial mansion.

I’d love to watch something like this, but without the annoying editorial asides every 30 seconds.

When someone is “distracted” by this sort of thing they’re an idiot. The sort of person that looks at “the gays” and thinks “Damn those gays! They’re the reason things aren’t going well for me,” that person is a moron.

Just wait until Trump and his merry band of homophobes reignite the culture wars and go after LGBT people to distract useful idiots from the fact that they’re robbing all of us blind.

Shiny pantyhose with open-toed shoes offends my sensibilities.

I’m gonna try to write a more coherent and cogent reply than my last one, which is saying something since I’ve had a few drinks and some of Oregon’s finest...