Anselm
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Every publication today to this Brangelina news:

EW.com Shade Game: 10/10

For the past few years I’ve had this joke about my brain not being able to comprehend the concept of wanting to divorce Jennifer Aniston. Now this happens and I think my head is going to explode. I guess some guy’s romantic life is a LOT better than mine.

OK, guys? Could we take about 10 steps back and think logically for a minute?

Please take that back about Justin Theroux!

(at the red carpet)

“JENNIFER, WILL YOU BE ADOPTING ANY OF ANGELINA’S ABANDONED CHILDREN?”

Lots of folks aren’t ok with this news, but as an ex wife whose husband is still with the mistress, I say...

It is interesting to me that no one is looking at Charlie Sheen’s dad, Martin. Epitome of a family man. Age is right, Charlie was on the set of Lucas where Haim was reportedly first raped. Martin has a history of being a raging alcoholic. 4 kids, married to his first wife and been married over 50 years. It isn’t

Martin Sheen.

It’s not. It’s Charlie Sheen. He was in the movie “Lucas” with Haim and his family has a lot of Hollywood connections. Not saying he was running anything at the time of “Lucas”; I think this blind is intentionally written to sound like this person was a “kingpin” at the time of Haim’s rape but they may not have been

The person you’re looking for is most likely about 65-85 now and probably had about 10-20 years in the industry when Cory-x2 came onto the scene.

what

One boy’s take:

Based on these pics, I’m surprised there’s not one of him drinking a pumpkin-spice latte.

orlando bloom is my favorite and most envied type of celebrity, if i were ever going to be a celebrity. just make your money and go. you were hot and not very good but we loved you, and instead of clinging to fame and trying to be a Real Actor just enjoy the rest of your life in total comfort. and let us follow you on

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Has anyone posted this yet? I thought of it immediately-

Apple has harnessed the power and chaos of Kinja!

Please review this with every new episode. I can’t watch it because a) dear god I just can’t and b) in a country it doesn’t air.

It really isn’t, though. I mean...it’s not. The dynamic is totally different because the cultural expectations of behavior are different.