I can 100% guarantee there is no way Trump would sign on to the forum if she was the one doing the interview. Not only would he know he’d be held accountable, but worse- the accountability check would be done by a gay woman. It would never ever happen.

Her team is claiming she’s not releasing an album this year, but if Beyonce can do a surprise release to huge numbers, a surprise Taylor Swift album would be massive.

He wore long hair and looked like a girl for a bit, now he’s back to a more “manly” look and doing some gay porn. He’s still an embarrassment to the gay community.

I respect your attention to your craft.

I knew someone like you existed...I JUST KNEW IT.

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

5 years into our relationship, on the verge of getting married (less than a month and a half away), my BF and I decided we needed to take a break. We loved each other ferociously, but there were aspects of our relationship that we both knew had to be fixed before we entered into marriage. Cheesy as it might sound, I…

I’m loving the Venus of Willendorf vibes.

Yeah I work at a concert venue and last night two different women asked me for ginger ale in a wine glass, not to mention the usual few guys that want non-alcoholic beer. I think it’s a comfort thing. Also our soda cups are huge and blue and kind of goofy so aesthetics probably played into it a little.

The thing I hate lately are men who insist on peeking through the crack to see if someone else is taking a shit, like I won’t see them right back. It got so bad I eventually yell at everyone to stop doing that. I don’t care if I embarrass them anymore.

I try to follow Dan Savage’s advice: Fuck First

“Hey.”

“Have you tried Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka?” asked the Samantha, sipping her wine. “I’ll send you the recipe—make it on the third date. Done deal.”

Pasta makes me sleepy and bloated. This would never work on me.

if ANYONE wants to talk about how racism and sexism aren’t the problem they used to be, they need to look at this.

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

“He’s depressed, she’s thirsty, and they are about to become a dysfunctional family!”

They’re cute and complicated

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger